Lets Hear Some Funny Sex Stories!

[KD1]

Work is slow right now - so keep things moving by posting your most humerous sex story - something that actually happened to you or a friend.

Stuff where somebody gets humiliated or embarrassed.

I got a pretty funny one that happened to a buddy of mine.

Some drunk ass chick stumbled into a party that was winding down at his condo in Va Beach last year. They hung out a bit and then started hooking up on his couch. The girl finally says "I dunno if I can go any further, I feel like such a slut!" He's like "Well we havent really done anything yet, so dont feel that way." And she responds "No, I meant because I just got double teamed by 2 guys next door!"

LOL!

 

[manny78]

I got one that happened to me and my current gf. By far the most fucked up experience for us lol

One everning we had some very spicy burritos with beer. 3-4 hours later we were drunk and so out of nowhere she begs for anal (we'd been together for 2-3 months back then so it was her 2nd anal experience for her so far). Things went pretty well until I finished and pull out my dick......... keep in mind she had very spicy food so no need to go into details. One of those experience where you remember why people call it fudge packing. For the next month we didnt talk about anal at all. Now a year later we just laugh at that "shit" and she prefers anal over the regular door lol

 

[txbondsman]

humiliated or embarrassed..... hummmm
I was at a bar in Waco with a Baylor cutie, If I've told this before, bear w/ me, I forget wich ones I've told, and we were a little drunk. The club had a accordian door that seperated the dance floor in half during slow times. We went into the part of the club they had separated. I laid her down on the dance floor, you could see peeps feet dancing less than a yard away, the partition had about an inch gap from the floor. I got her bra off and panties down to her feet and was lickin away. She was starting to really get into it and about that time the manager pushed the door open. He had it about 5 feet open and there we were laying on the floor, peeps looking at us. She pulled her pants up and ran out of the club. I started laughing and looked for her, called to check on her, but she was never to be seen or heard from again...
You know, I went back into the club and had more women hitting on me because of that...

 

[ironcheif1984]

Wow i got one so before me and the wife got married and i still lived at home i was fucking her hard and i had a snake tank on my headboard and that mother fucker fell down on us right on top of my now wife lol. It was hard not to laugh she freaked the fuck out for real lol......