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So I finish working out and go into the steam room to relax. I am so pumped I have issues getting my tank top off. I walk into the steam room and sit down. This fat fuck tells me I need to lay off the steroids. I kind of look at him and go pffft. He then procedes to try and engage me in light conversation. WTF?!?!?!
 
axe3 said:
So I finish working out and go into the steam room to relax. I am so pumped I have issues getting my tank top off. I walk into the steam room and sit down. This fat fuck tells me I need to lay off the steroids. I kind of look at him and go pffft. He then procedes to try and engage me in light conversation. WTF?!?!?!
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Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
 
axe3 said:
So I finish working out and go into the steam room to relax. I am so pumped I have issues getting my tank top off. I walk into the steam room and sit down. This fat fuck tells me I need to lay off the steroids. I kind of look at him and go pffft. He then procedes to try and engage me in light conversation. WTF?!?!?!
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LMAO! You should have said hey fat ass when's the last time you saw your cock when you took a piss. That's what I thought it's been years hasn't it? Fat asses kill me! They always have something negative to say. lol
 
axe3 said:
So I finish working out and go into the steam room to relax. I am so pumped I have issues getting my tank top off. I walk into the steam room and sit down. This fat fuck tells me I need to lay off the steroids. I kind of look at him and go pffft. He then procedes to try and engage me in light conversation. WTF?!?!?!
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"I'll lay off the steroids when you lay off the Krispy kreme."
 
JumpBallWinner said:
Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
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Good one, I like it! LOL
 
nishnish said:
moral of the story: stay out of the steam room
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shoot, stay out of the area!! i was in the locker room the other day and i go to my locker like i have every day for the past 2 years, and this big short fat bald guy looks at me and says "hey thats my locker, ive been coming here for 4 years here and that is my locker!" so i moved and said "4 years huh? never seen ya before" he said "yeah i have to change my workout every couple of months, i alternate times during the day" dude looked like he just got done working out a bigmack and never seen a gym before, i almost started laughing. sorry just had to through that in there.
 
"I kind of look at him and go pffft"

That was more than enough, don't waste your time or energy on people like that.
Remember misery loves company. You are I'm assuming okay with yourself, but what would he say to that question.
 
sort of off topic here, but did you ever notice guys who run around trashing other people are usually losers? successful, happening guys dont need to put other people down to pump themselves up.
 
glennds said:
sort of off topic here, but did you ever notice guys who run around trashing other people are usually losers? successful, happening guys dont need to put other people down to pump themselves up.
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Or the washed up juice bags or the "used to be's". I used to compete, I used to be 250, I used to lift more than you, used to , used to, shut the fuck up!
 
silverbackn said:
Nice fury bluehen! Quite impressive
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I hate those guys that can't respect what other people are doing. "I used to be" blah, blah, blah. Who cares what are you doing now! Does anyone care if Dennis Rodman said to you " I used to bang Carmen Electra", no because Dave Navaro is now!
 
Some great responses...thx. It was such a fucked up situation I was so dumbfounded that some one would make such an off the cuff asshole remark I drew a complete blank
 
Bluehen, I feel you bro! For some reason people feel compelled to tell me that they know a guy who benches 800 pounds, or they used to be bigger than me, or their cousin has 22 inch arms.....it goes on forever. All you can do is laugh.
 
silverbackn said:
Bluehen, I feel you bro! For some reason people feel compelled to tell me that they know a guy who benches 800 pounds, or they used to be bigger than me, or their cousin has 22 inch arms.....it goes on forever. All you can do is laugh.
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I give credit were credit is due, you looked great in those contest pics you posted a little while ago, needsize looked great for his show. How douche would it be to have responded to your threads "You guys look good but my boy is doing nationals and looks better"
 
Look him straight in the eye and say "I am bigger and stronger than you and if you say anything else to me I will rape and then cripple you right here and now". I would bet he won't mess with you again.

You know, the subtle approach. LOL
 
man, i'd have been like "oh yeah? well your point is well-taken and i believe i'll do just that, punk" Then I'd have stood up and tripped when i walked out, and looked at him like "bitch" while i was trying to get up.
 
thats exactly why my ipod is always bumpin and my earphones never leave my head. people, dudes especially, act very strange in gyms. I know people that are completely different in the gym. some people get jealous, snotty, smart ass or whatever. it's weird...it's almost like a competition and i think it just gets to people. it's your body for christ sakes and if you're weak, you know it and aren't too happy about it. i know that i change a bit,...go in my old world and kind of turn into an animal. i mean shit, you're lifting heavy ass weights...that's what your suppose to do...if you're not, then your really not getting the most out of what it's all about

ok sorry, just smoked joint and i am once again in my own world.

luca
 
lucabrasi said:
thats exactly why my ipod is always bumpin and my earphones never leave my head. people, dudes especially, act very strange in gyms. I know people that are completely different in the gym. some people get jealous, snotty, smart ass or whatever. it's weird...it's almost like a competition and i think it just gets to people. it's your body for christ sakes and if you're weak, you know it and aren't too happy about it. i know that i change a bit,...go in my old world and kind of turn into an animal. i mean shit, you're lifting heavy ass weights...that's what your suppose to do...if you're not, then your really not getting the most out of what it's all about

ok sorry, just smoked joint and i am once again in my own world.

luca
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haha good point
 
JumpBallWinner said:
Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
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LOL, I could't have put it any better.
 
JumpBallWinner said:
Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
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hellz yeah, the last thing anyone's gonna respect is health advice coming from a walking coronary.
 
I think sometimes people say things like that as a compliment. The guy may not have realized that you really ARE using steroids. He may just have meant to be saying "Dude, you're huge". He may have just meant to be complimenting you. I wouldn't take it so personal.
 
plifter said:
I think sometimes people say things like that as a compliment. The guy may not have realized that you really ARE using steroids. He may just have meant to be saying "Dude, you're huge". He may have just meant to be complimenting you. I wouldn't take it so personal.
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That's what I was thinking too. I would've looked at him and chuckled a little and said "thanks!"
 
wayneboard1 said:
Look him straight in the eye and say "I am bigger and stronger than you and if you say anything else to me I will rape and then cripple you right here and now". I would bet he won't mess with you again.

You know, the subtle approach. LOL
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Wayne he was in the sauna the whole rape thing would be welcome to the fat bastard.
 
bluehen said:
It's like when the ugly girls hate the hoties. He is drinking too much hateraide, fat fucking, doughnut eating alcholic!
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Hateraide, nobody picked up on that? Oh I gotta give k for that!

Bluehen, where can I buy some of that for the next time I go to a porn star with large nuts convention?
 
Mach1 said:
Fat people always trying to bring people down with them :rolleyes:

Fat girls at work tell me to try fat, telling me I'll be hooked. LOL
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Dude fat girls are cool to bang when there is nothing else around.Most will get as dirty as you want with no question's asked...
 
For some reason people feel compelled to tell me that they know a guy who benches 800 pounds, or they used to be bigger than me, or their cousin has 22 inch arms.....it goes on forever. All you can do is laugh.
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Ye man soooo many people tell me shit like that, "i know a guy with arms as big as his legs". "i know a guy with a huge chest" it goes on and on...most of the time i just say "Cool". the only thing more pathetic than a guy that tries to compare his weak-ass body to yours, is a guy trying to compare your body with "a guy they know". Thats just Sad.
 
LT3 said:
Ye man soooo many people tell me shit like that, "i know a guy with arms as big as his legs". "i know a guy with a huge chest" it goes on and on...most of the time i just say "Cool". the only thing more pathetic than a guy that tries to compare his weak-ass body to yours, is a guy trying to compare your body with "a guy they know". Thats just Sad.
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LMAO, it's the same stuff everywhere. It is pretty pathetic when you think about it. One day this guy kept bringing up all these numbers a guy he knew put up and I told him that he is stronger than Mr. Olympia. It gets to the point that it's insulting to your intelligence.
 
It is pretty pathetic when you think about it. One day this guy kept bringing up all these numbers a guy he knew put up and I told him that he is stronger than Mr. Olympia. It gets to the point that it's insulting to your intelligence.
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LOL, its sooo true man. Thats exactly what it is. sometimes people dont know that you compete or that you know a lot about gear, nutrition, exercise etc and they think they can fool you and try to make you look bad. notice this too bro: when ever i get a stupid remark like we mentioned, it never ever comes from a guy that is on the same level as you. because they know what its like to be where you are, but the little/fat guys are always the ones that talk like they're training/steroid/nutrition/diet gurus. lol, i feel bad for them really, coz at the end of the day they're the ones that go home and have to face themselves in the mirror and realize that, they'll look like that for the rest of their lives, and thats why they hate on us, coz we can and they cant.
 
LT3 said:
LOL, its sooo true man. Thats exactly what it is. sometimes people dont know that you compete or that you know a lot about gear, nutrition, exercise etc and they think they can fool you and try to make you look bad. notice this too bro: when ever i get a stupid remark like we mentioned, it never ever comes from a guy that is on the same level as you. because they know what its like to be where you are, but the little/fat guys are always the ones that talk like they're training/steroid/nutrition/diet gurus. lol, i feel bad for them really, coz at the end of the day they're the ones that go home and have to face themselves in the mirror and realize that, they'll look like that for the rest of their lives, and thats why they hate on us, coz we can and they cant.
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Great post bro, so true.

Not to bash fat people for the sake of doing it, but how do they do it? How do they get ready for work in the morning, and step out of the shower and accidentally get a peek at their profile in the mirror? I would get dehydrated from throwing up so much. I get pissed when I cannot see striations in my serratus, let alone can't find my knee cap.
 
zips92 said:
Great post bro, so true.

Not to bash fat people for the sake of doing it, but how do they do it? How do they get ready for work in the morning, and step out of the shower and accidentally get a peek at their profile in the mirror? I would get dehydrated from throwing up so much. I get pissed when I cannot see striations in my serratus, let alone can't find my knee cap.
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It is very hard to relate to what it would be like to be overweight like that after having a physique that draws attention. I just hope I can't ever relate to being "normal" :worried:
 
I would have said yea "You uncomfortable fat bastard"!!! My other favorite thing is to call a fat guy "Slim" and that really gets to them.
 
I would have said yea "You uncomfortable fat bastard"!!! My other favorite thing is to call a fat guy "Slim" and that really gets to them.
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Or if you call them "tiny" or "skinny". or calling the skinny guys "monster" or "big man".
lol it never ends with these guys. the only reason i dont remark back at them is coz it perpetuates this shit. honestly i have noooo problem with fat or skinny people, for all i care a guy could be what ever he wants to be, just dont get mad at me for making my body how i want it to be.
 
JumpBallWinner said:
Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
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That is one of the funniest things I have ever read on here. LMFAO
 
glennds said:
sort of off topic here, but did you ever notice guys who run around trashing other people are usually losers? successful, happening guys dont need to put other people down to pump themselves up.
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Well said - A lot of people do put others down to build themselves up. Intelligent people realize this and can easily figure out the loser and the winner just by what they say. I know as soon as someone I talk to is bad mouthing a friend or putting someone down, when I walk away it will probably be me they are talking about next (I avoid those individuals entirely). When that guy left the sauna I bet he told the first person he saw about the guy in the sauna who juices. By talking to someone like that you only give them more ammo, because they will usually twist what you say. The general public doesn't understand our way of thinking, thats why we have boards like ELITE!
Quiet works too....
 
JumpBallWinner said:
Shoulda looked at him and said " Good idea, I think next week I'll start that cycle of doughnuts and no discipline that you've been on your whole life and see if I can't get better results with that. " :heart:
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Great Comeback
 
Well I was at work last night bouncing at a college club and I admit I was really in a bad mood due to a big fight with my ex-wife earlier. I was walking through the crowd just checking everything out when this punk says really loud " If I did steroids I could be as big as him too"! He was with about 5 guys and some girls and I guess this was his way of showing off and acting bad. I almost blew a gasket and just started to pound him but for some reason I just looked at him and laughed and walked away. Later that night my wish came true I watched him grab this girl on the ass that was walking by with her boyfriend so I grabbed him and dragged him all the way out the club knocking down every table I could with him! I don't think this was a Roid Rage it was just a stupid punk fucking with me on the worst day to do it! Sorry about the rambling I've just been steaming since that when I could have took it as a compliment but I think it's the Ex in my head!
 
Beachboy6294 said:
. I was walking through the crowd just checking everything out when this punk says really loud " If I did steroids I could be as big as him too"! He was with about 5 guys and some girls and I guess this was his way of showing off and acting bad.
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that is exactly what he was doing: showing off in front of his friends. he was probably jealous of you.
 
glennds said:
that is exactly what he was doing: showing off in front of his friends. he was probably jealous of you.
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I guess but I just never understand guys like that and why would they go to a club and fuck with the bouncers. I mean I always try to be cool with them when I'm at a club out-of-state or something. I have just heard that comment so many times through my life from punks that have no idea of the work, time, and dedication it takes that it really pisses me off. I'm so glad I'm off tonight!!
 
Beach: Its funny how sometimes those comments can just really get under yer skin and other times you can just shrug it off. Like the douchebag in the steam room really got to me...and a few weeks back some one made a comment, I laughed at him and was completely done.
 
axe3 said:
Beach: Its funny how sometimes those comments can just really get under yer skin and other times you can just shrug it off. Like the douchebag in the steam room really got to me...and a few weeks back some one made a comment, I laughed at him and was completely done.
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I know what you mean other times it might have not bothered me at all but this time I was already pissed! Then we had two bouncers that didn't show up because their rugby game in MS ran late so we were short handed and no offence if any of you are from these areas but we have all these rednecks from out-of-state KY, OK, TN, AR, that are here making money from Katrina and they come out every night and start shit! I know they work hard and like to play hard but enough is enough. Here I go again I think I'm just a Angry person right now! Sorry....
 
I fuckin hate going into the locker room. nothing but fat hairy guys prancing around naked. I swear the just go to the gym to hang out in the locker room nude.
 
Yea there is no way ever I would even think about getting into a hot tub at a gym!! Those old ass hairy dudes just love to sit up in that thing naked doing who knows what!! Sick!!!
 
mr.nitrofish said:
I fuckin hate going into the locker room. nothing but fat hairy guys prancing around naked. I swear the just go to the gym to hang out in the locker room nude.
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I know the type - they spend five minutes working out on the machines usually with a little white towel hanging around there neck. Then about 45 minutes in the locker room shower, shaving, sauna, etc...
I spend time in the sauna after a workout - I usually stretch for about fifteen minutes when I'm done. If one of those guys (locker room weirdos) starts hanging out in the sauna with me, I start a sauna workout and the sweat just starts to pour. I make sure it drips all over the benches and the floor, I usually do this by doing jumping jacks, sit ups, bench dips and push ups. I stretch out in between, they never try to start a conversation with me cause I make them feel like there in my way. It doesn't take long for the guy to get up and leave. If the the guy seems cool then I just stetch out and usually shoot the crap with him.
 
Beachboy6294 said:
I know what you mean other times it might have not bothered me at all but this time I was already pissed! Then we had two bouncers that didn't show up because their rugby game in MS ran late so we were short handed and no offence if any of you are from these areas but we have all these rednecks from out-of-state KY, OK, TN, AR, that are here making money from Katrina and they come out every night and start shit! I know they work hard and like to play hard but enough is enough. Here I go again I think I'm just a Angry person right now! Sorry....
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I'm from AR, but I'm a good redneck :worried:
 
mr.nitrofish said:
I fuckin hate going into the locker room. nothing but fat hairy guys prancing around naked. I swear the just go to the gym to hang out in the locker room nude.
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So true. They love talking to you buck naked too! One guy in my gym looks like Jabba the Hut sitting naked in the sauna.
 
bluehen said:
So true. They love talking to you buck naked too! One guy in my gym looks like Jabba the Hut sitting naked in the sauna.
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holy shit!!! I swear to god this one old phuckr whose nut sack goes to the floor will stand in the doorway with both arms outstretched and his legs apart talking to his buddy completely naked :eek2: :xeye: :sick:
 
silverbackn said:
Bluehen, I think every gym in America has one of those guys. It kind of turns your stomach a little.
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I think you can amend that statement to at least one of those guys.!
 
bluehen said:
I think you can amend that statement to at least one of those guys.!
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why y'all hatin on us? I just wanna hang out in locker rooms and display my elastic nutsack and grotesque physique in peace.
 
axe3 said:
holy shit!!! I swear to god this one old phuckr whose nut sack goes to the floor will stand in the doorway with both arms outstretched and his legs apart talking to his buddy completely naked :eek2: :xeye: :sick:
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Damn bro you just made me picture that in my mind and it really disturbed me!! :worried:
 
axe3 said:
holy shit!!! I swear to god this one old phuckr whose nut sack goes to the floor will stand in the doorway with both arms outstretched and his legs apart talking to his buddy completely naked :eek2: :xeye: :sick:
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I think you just ruined my gains for this month. I'm not going to be able to eat for at least a week. :arrow:
 
wayneboard1 said:
Look him straight in the eye and say "I am bigger and stronger than you and if you say anything else to me I will rape and then cripple you right here and now". I would bet he won't mess with you again.

You know, the subtle approach. LOL
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Yeah, letting the guy know that you could physically overpower him and assrape him at will might teach him to keep his mouth shut. Then again, you can't rape the willing. :p Way too many homos in the gym lockeroom/sauna-always has been-always will be.


Just be glad he noticed your gear is working unlike 2/3 of the guys in the gym that juice and barely even look like they workout. Guys that point the accusatory steroid finger are just making a convenient excuse for their own physique's inadequacies.

What really irritates me is when guys tell me that if they took as much juice as I do they'd look like me. I was 6 ft tall and 235 lbs at 17 yrs old with a large frame long before I even knew what roids were -and some small framed guy that weighs 170 in his mid 20's thinks the only difference in our physiques is drugs? WTF? A great physique doesn't come in a bottle. What about genetics, diet, discipline, and training??? Many times I've told these guys that I could take all the roids I've used over the years and put them in a box(a large one) and tell them to take them all over the next 5-10 yrs and they still wouldn't look like me. Of course this is probably too much for their fragile egos to handle, so they likely tune it out and pray for me to have kidney failure in the near future instead.
 
should have just slapped him across his fat fucking jowls with your dick. i hate fucking people like that. they think that making wise cracks like that is funny. one day he will say it again to the wrong mofo, maybe you, and get 50 pounds of bacon cut off his back.
 
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