Last 2 weeks of pregnancy r teh suck

[miplank]

How sweet

wtf?!


I was busy with my son and watching the gutdamn nurses making sure they didn't try anything sketch.

 

[cindylou]

Wtf

 

[EarthRider]

shirl, by now don't your kids just kinda slide on out?

lmao

 

[miplank]

Wtf

well shit I dunno them!


I made them leave him in the room all night too.

 

[cindylou]

What did your wife want

 

[miplank]

and I remember checking the carseat 187 times in the hospital parking lot just to make sure I had done it right.


oh, and driving home at approx. 4 mph.

 

[WoodyO]

Woody you kill me bro lolok

Lol. Actually I was there the whole time. The kid came out quick. He was actually choking to death on his own umbilical cord, and the nurses kept having the ex move around while they were watching whatever shows up on the screen there. We had to wait for the doc to come in, but as soon as he arrived she gave 1 or 2 pushes, pushed out Woody, the doc cut the cord and unwrapped it from Woody's neck and pulled him out.

 

[shirlene29]

shirl, by now don't your kids just kinda slide on out?

no, Ive gotten it down to about an hr of pushing...the first one was a little over three hrs of pushing
I think the dr for the first was a masochist

 

[bigbassturd]

I'm jk with you guys that's knot my kid. Bish don't even look like me

 

[mrplunkey]

I was so mind fucked after birth. my wife was bleeding everywhere from the magnesium and my son didn't cry for what seemed like forever. I wasscrewed up for a few minutes

Watching your wife give birth is like watching your favorite pub burn to the ground.