Last 2 weeks of pregnancy r teh suck

[wootoom]

I was jet skiing while I gave birth

 

[cindylou]

I waited the six. I went longer.

 

[miplank]

i felt like i was gonna shit my pants the whole time my son was born. I was so nervous.

 

[bigbassturd]

Get the epidural bro for real.

You'll feel fucking awesone while she's bitching about it hurting...or something like that. After the meds it got a little hazy.

Also teh newborn human cannot survive without ample hydros, that's a scientific fact. Google it.

 

[wootoom]

I was checking the oil when the baby prolapsed out of me

 

[WoodyO]

I got bored and left for the cafeteria while the baby was being delivered.

 

[bigbassturd]

i felt like i was gonna shit my pants the whole time my son was born. I was so nervous.

For real?

I was a little nervous the morning when we first got there but once labor really started I handled it like a boss and got to help pull my girl out and hold her and whatnot. Was pretty fucking cool. Guess I was too excited to be nervous once I knew she was almost here

 

[zwhit]

i felt like i was gonna shit my pants the whole time my son was born. I was so nervous.

lol. I was worried I was going to get like that. then my mother in law annoyed the shit out of me and I got serious as fuck

 

[shirlene29]

not bad, good epidural distraction

i think i would have ripped someones face off if they were anywhere near my nether parts for anything other than a cervix progress check...fer real

 

[bigbassturd]

Woody you kill me bro lolok