Keys to getting girls

[OXANDRIN]

here are some of the things i always do:

- talk about myself
- talk about my girlfriends (past or present)
- make racist comments or jokes
- call people FAT
- grab their ass and tits instead of holding hands or hugging
- force myself on her and don't take "no" for an answer
- always pay for their dinner (they are going to make up for it in physical abuse later)
- lie to them, tell them how pretty they look in their slut outfit
- tell them they are your "3rd" (3 is a good number)

i feel like i am missing a few?

 

[OXANDRIN]

you forgot about donkey punches, fish eyes and angry dragons.

if you are going to go that route you might as well add

duct tape, rope, hot pokers, some sort of lubricant, and i guess a mask...this way she can't pick you out of the police line up

i usually talk about myself a lot more than i just talk about me

 

[Testosterone boy]

here are some of the things i always do:

- talk about myself
- talk about my girlfriends (past or present)
- make racist comments or jokes
- call people FAT
- grab their ass and tits instead of holding hands or hugging
- force myself on her and don't take "no" for an answer
- always pay for their dinner (they are going to make up for it in physical abuse later)
- lie to them, tell them how pretty they look in their slut outfit
- tell them they are your "3rd" (3 is a good number)

i feel like i am missing a few?

Well that is a good start. You may add rubbing the crotch whilst grabbing ass and tits. You should always brag about your dick and stamina and prowess as well.

Your rabbit hunts should also be converted into African safaris.

But I'm sure you do fine with the present program.

 

[OXANDRIN]

i'm actually good at like "getting in the door"

girls always seem to say "hi" to me and stuff - from there i'm totally confused as to what to say, i usually say the wrong thing.

"imagine i raped you?" (with a serious face) i don't want them to think i'm trying to make funny jokes thats why my face is serious looking

 

[jerkbox]

also, nantucket clamrolls, dirty sanchez, and blumpkins are great...

 

[OXANDRIN]

also, nantucket clamrolls, dirty sanchez, and blumpkins are great...

violence isnt' the answer

 

[LongBall]

Ask her constantly to pull your finger.


Nothing like introducing a new one to the powers of protein






LongBall

 

[OXANDRIN]

Ask her constantly to pull your finger.


Nothing like introducing a new one to the powers of protein

i would think that might turn a girl off, perhaps you should take her for her hand then stick it down your pants?

 

[LongBall]

i would think that might turn a girl off

and these wouldn't?

talk about myself
- talk about my girlfriends (past or present)
- make racist comments or jokes
- call people FAT
- grab their ass and tits instead of holding hands or hugging
- force myself on her and don't take "no" for an answer
- always pay for their dinner (they are going to make up for it in physical abuse later)
- lie to them, tell them how pretty they look in their slut outfit
- tell them they are your "3rd" (3 is a good number)

LongBall

 

[Lumberg]

LOL at this thread.

Farting at inappropriate and also appropriate times is a time honored trick. Of course I have a gf so it's not like she's going to break up w/me over farts.

Is there such a thing as an appropriate time to fart? May favorite is when it makes noise.

The one situation in which I have not worked up the nerve to fart is while getting head. HAS ANYONE EVER DONE THIS?

What are nantucket clamrolls, blumpkins, fish eyes and angry dragons?


JC