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just heard my mom and dad fucking

lilperronis

lilperronis

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that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
 
lilperronis said:
that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
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Now you know what he means when he going to take a nap WITH HIS WIFE! I think my kids intuitively understand this. My wife and I had a nice little freaky session this morning while they were watching Saturday Cartoons. She is not a screamer though.:fro:
 
lilperronis said:
that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
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Atleast your old man didnt tell you to get the hell outta the house for atleast two hours. :D
 
lilperronis said:
that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
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I have one question? Are you all right? I bet that was pretty scary shit:D
 
Newsflash

Parents fuck too !:D


I admit that if I ever heard my parents fucking when I lived at home, It woulda freaked me as well.
 
lilperronis said:
that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
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How old are you? You still live w/ your parents?
 
lilperronis said:
that was the nastest this i have ever heard,my dad told me that he was going to take a 2 hour nap and we were going to go somewhere .so i went to ask him a question and i heard my mom scream :mix:
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I do not live at home anymore, but if I did, I would rather hear them having sex then having my dad beating the hell out of her.
 
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dimitrios said:
I do not live at home anymore, but if I did, I would rather hear them having sex then having my dad beating the hell out of her.
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In some marriages I'm sure you can hear both in the same night.
 
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vinylgroover said:


Sounds to me like he was giving it to her in the ass:D
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He's lucky he didn't open the door, he would have been scarred for life. Only able to cum when fucking women in the ass and they must holla!
 
My room is right across the hall from my parents room... even thought more than half the year I'm away at college, and I haven't once in 21 years of life heard them go at it (thank god) - but I figure they had to have done it twice for my sister and I to be here.
 
LOL, parents do do it. I know my son's heard cause he told his cousin when he was eight. Who told my mom. Oh well. Never heard my parents that I can remember. Actually I feel sorry for mom cuz dad's diabetic now and can't do it.
 
One of the main things my wife and I looked for in the home we bought last year was that my older kid's bedrooms and bathroom would be no where near the master bedroom.

Always have to remember to lock that door, and no screaming allowed, moaning is ok. The slapping of bodies together we can't stifle however.
 
spatterson said:
There is absolutely NO way my son won't notice. He'll just have to grow up knowing mommy and daddy get it on, and that's that.
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Before I kicked his sorry ass out, my girls KNEW that me and the Ex got freaky. It was prettty cool. :D
 
This is sick shit, i cant belive you posted it. Parents shouldnt be allowed to fuck. next time your parents are fucking, sneek in the room when they aren't looking and hide under the bed. When they start going at it you start jerking off. Then just jump on the bed before you explode and aim your shit right at your moms tits and let loose and get cum all on her boobs, then turn around and put what you have left in your shot gun right on your dads cock, and then take a crap in the bed and run out. They will never fuck again after you do that. Or you could just start fucking your sister one day to get them back. Or just sit under the bed while they are fucking and rip some smelly farts and they will lose the mood when they smell your shit rising from the abyss into their nostrils.
 
Lumbuss said:
This is sick shit, i cant belive you posted it. Parents shouldnt be allowed to fuck. next time your parents are fucking, sneek in the room when they aren't looking and hide under the bed. When they start going at it you start jerking off. Then just jump on the bed before you explode and aim your shit right at your moms tits and let loose and get cum all on her boobs, then turn around and put what you have left in your shot gun right on your dads cock, and then take a crap in the bed and run out. They will never fuck again after you do that. Or you could just start fucking your sister one day to get them back. Or just sit under the bed while they are fucking and rip some smelly farts and they will lose the mood when they smell your shit rising from the abyss into their nostrils.
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dude you are fucking sick
 
lilperronis said:




dude you are fucking sick
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what? What did i say? Did i say something?????

Hey, im not the one that heard mom and dad fucking and came on here and posted about it. If you dont like my first suggestions you can do this: Next time they are fucking and the lights are out, go in there and take a egg beater and stick it in mommys cootchie while your dad is sucking her tits or something. Then start turning the egg beater and she will think his dick is in there and it is girating. Then she will be like "oh pappa!!! dang baby, oh big daddy!!!!!" Then he will be like "what?". Then show him what she was talking about, take the egg beater and stick it right up dads greasy butthole and start turning that egg beater like your life depended on it!!!!
 
or you could take a little gerbil and put him inside your dads butt and watch him crawl around in there and play!!!!!
 
manny78 said:
Whats wrong with dad driving on mom's Hershey Highway ? :D
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The only time its wrong is when mom and dad dont share thier passion with a whole family. WHen i was a kid my family would do shit togeather, it would bring us closer. I just think this particular family needs to get togeather and have an orgie!
 
Lumbuss said:


The only time its wrong is when mom and dad dont share thier passion with a whole family. WHen i was a kid my family would do shit togeather, it would bring us closer. I just think this particular family needs to get togeather and have an orgie!
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Now that's sick shit:D
 
Parents need to teach their kids both values as well as safe sex. The way i look at it they would be killing two birds with one stone if they take my suggestion.
 
Hell, i dont see why they cant throw good old granny, one tooth and all, into the mix. They can pass down the family secrets from generation to generation. The family jeweles must be tought some way. Not many guys his and my age even hug their granny any more, let alone lick her pussy whiskers while fingering her ass hole.
 
Speaking of bitches that scream. My ex was crazy. I took her home ONCE. I live with my parens. It was late at night. We started fucking in my room, I think she woke up the whole house. She just couldn't help it. The rest is another story for another time.
 
My son is 5 and seems to be quite aware of it already.....he just kinda rolls his eyes and says "thats gross" when my husband and I kiss. :rolleyes: :D :frog:
 
Lumbuss said:
Hell, i dont see why they cant throw good old granny, one tooth and all, into the mix. They can pass down the family secrets from generation to generation. The family jeweles must be tought some way. Not many guys his and my age even hug their granny any more, let alone lick her pussy whiskers while fingering her ass hole.
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And this is the guy that was calling me names on the training board, that hurts so much more now that I consider the source......
 
needsize said:


And this is the guy that was calling me names on the training board, that hurts so much more now that I consider the source......
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You cannot hit your upper pecs with inclines, sorry i was the one to tell you this. What does my above post have to do with anything? Let me say this. If you go lick your grannys cootchie and spit on her tits and chop her nipples up into sardine shaped pieces of shit, you will have just as good a chance as changing the shape of your chest as doing inclines. I have stoped posting on that thread because i have no need to read people arguing over a point that needs not be argued.
 
Not that I want to rehash that bullshit again, but I caught the post where you said you just started college, yet somehow you've trained long enough to be an expert on bodybuilding that can make statements that leave no room for arguement....funny how it's the guys that never post pics of themselves that have the biggest attitudes and think they know the most about training.
 
needsize said:
Not that I want to rehash that bullshit again, but I caught the post where you said you just started college, yet somehow you've trained long enough to be an expert on bodybuilding that can make statements that leave no room for arguement....funny how it's the guys that never post pics of themselves that have the biggest attitudes and think they know the most about training.
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hey bro i never said that i was in college
 
it is just one of those thing that you know that they do it BUT you dont want to think about it are hear it
it is just sick
 
Lumbuss........your posts are the most hilarious things i have ever read.....you have a fucked up sense of humor like me, but only more twisted, i love it. karma for you. :)
 
When you get to be the age of those grandparents,you might want to reconsider your thinking somewhat. I'm a grandparent and let me tell you, the desire to get it on doesn't go away for alot of us. One of the great things of life is to still be able to get it up and put it in and be able to make your partner moan with genuine happiness. It is still a great thing and adds meaning to my life. The hell with who might be listening in. Maybe they'll learn something:horny:
 
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