Just caught my roommate watching gay porn...

[anabolicmd]

What the fuck I just got home he had like disco lights and techno cranked and he was in his boxers and two guys were 69ing on the TV! What the fuck do I do?

 

[gymtime]

I would seriously consider asking Darktooth to move out.

Yeah. That or ask him to give you some sweet lovin'.

 

[supersizeme]

I would seriously consider asking Darktooth to move out.

 

[Dragon14]

Hit him with the 2 side of a 2x4.... repeatedly.

 

[spentagn]

What the fuck I just got home he had like disco lights and techno cranked and he was in his boxers and two guys were 69ing on the TV! What the fuck do I do?

Shave your pubes.

 

[AAP]

What the fuck I just got home he had like disco lights and techno cranked and he was in his boxers and two guys were 69ing on the TV! What the fuck do I do?

before joining in... get rid of the disco ball and techno. That shit clashes...

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

I think wanted you to catch him. You didn't say what you did when you saw him. How long did watch you for? 5mins? 10mins? or beyond?

 

[AAP]

I think wanted you to catch him. You didn't say what you did when you saw him. How long did watch you for? 5mins? 10mins? or beyond?

LOL!

no reply.... he is still watching

 

[louden_swain]

time for a new roommate.

 

[Bullit]

anabolicmd came home and told him "you have about 30 minutes to cut that out"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Watch it and learn what to do anabolicmd and give 2Thick some good old 69 and a Boston Steamer!

 

[anabolicmd]

We had a long talk. Everything is cool, he was watching it for a class. He does the techno/disco thing cause it makes him feel like he's back at the rave btw.

 

[WarriorPL]

end his life

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

We had a long talk. Everything is cool, he was watching it for a class. He does the techno/disco thing cause it makes him feel like he's back at the rave btw.

So he goes to Raves and was watching gay porn for a class? Ok.

 

[anabolicmd]

So he goes to Raves and was watching gay porn for a class? Ok.

Yeah its some contemporary anthropology or sociology or something like that.

 

[HumorMe]

We had a long talk. Everything is cool, he was watching it for a class. He does the techno/disco thing cause it makes him feel like he's back at the rave btw.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhttttttttt!

O'tay bu wheat!

 

[AAP]

:suck his cock:


you know... to help his class.

 

[MaGilicuti]

if you are telling the truth i'd be very uncomfortable

 

[anabolicmd]

if you are telling the truth i'd be very uncomfortable

Huh? Why the hell would you be uncomfortable?

 

[AAP]

Huh? Why the hell would you be uncomfortable?

Cause the last time Mag caught his broly watching gay porn, he woke up the next morning with a sore bum and his mod password stolen.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

He may be good for handjobs you know?

 

[flexed1]

was he jackin to?

 

[WarriorPL]

was he jackin to?

he wishes.

 

[AAP]

was he jackin to?

must have been johnny o on the screen.

 

[vinylgroover]

Or were you pissed that your roommate found the video of you and your boyfriend.

 

[AAP]

Wait until curling does an analysis of this.

 

[Robert Jan]

His story is not very convincing lol

 

[Y_lifter]

Did you throw out the Remote yet ?

I would, using rubber gloves

 

[Y_lifter]

And the VCR/DVD while you are at it.
Oh might as well get rid of the TV too.

New Carpeting, .. the list goes on..

 

[Robert Jan]

Y lifter it seems to me from several posts you are a bit paranoid and obsessive about hygiene. I mean what kind of jerry springer jackass gets semen on a remote

 

[vixenbabe]

I think wanted you to catch him. You didn't say what you did when you saw him. How long did watch you for? 5mins? 10mins? or beyond?

LMAO@Show!!

Sounds like a match made in heaven!(neener...neener!)

 

[WODIN]

Your roomie is gayer than AAP at a Flexed1 hosted white party. Class! ha!!!

 

[Y_lifter]

Y lifter it seems to me from several posts you are a bit paranoid and obsessive about hygiene. I mean what kind of jerry springer jackass gets semen on a remote

Lets Analyze my obssesion as you call it for it's accuracy..

He is holding the remote
Then he's holding himself
Then the remote to freeze frame something
then himself again
Then he changes tapes hits stop, eject, play on the VCR

Get the picture ?

And Yes, I am concerned about hygiene but not really absessive.

 

[anabolicmd]

Guys I know you all mean well and I do appreciate your concern, but Im quite sure everything is kosher now even though I did freak at first. He felt reall really bad, to the point he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that, so as far as Im concerned, the case is closed.

 

[MeatHead57]

id throw his ass out the window and throw the tv on him !

 

[anabolicmd]

id throw his ass out the window and throw the tv on him !

Hes actually a very good roommate. He pays all his bills early, he keeps the whole place clean and has a lot of nice furniture and accessories plus hes great to talk to about everything. And as part of his rent, he gives me two great haircuts every month. You dont just toss a great roommate like that.

 

[Mandinka2]

Guys I know you all mean well and I do appreciate your concern, but Im quite sure everything is kosher now even though I did freak at first. He felt reall really bad, to the point he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that, so as far as Im concerned, the case is closed.

Did u check , maybe he was usin viagra to impress u ? Was it hard ? How hard was it? What kinda porno was it - be more specific , did u get it up 2? Did you get it up together or what? Many questions still remain....

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Hes actually a very good roommate. He pays all his bills early, he keeps the whole place clean and has a lot of nice furniture and accessories plus hes great to talk to about everything. And as part of his rent, he gives me two great haircuts every month. You dont just toss a great roommate like that.

You know, he is quite weird from what I have gathered.
Maybe throwing him out isn't such a bad idea.

 

[anabolicmd]

You know, he is quite weird from what I have gathered.
Maybe throwing him out isn't such a bad idea.

Oh come on, you've eaten his cooking and you love what he did with my place. I cant believe you are saying that.

 

[anabolicmd]

Did u check , maybe he was usin viagra to impress u ? Was it hard ? How hard was it? What kinda porno was it - be more specific , did u get it up 2? Did you get it up together or what? Many questions still remain....

No bro, it wasnt like that at all, he was very upset that I thought he might be gay and he insisted right then and there that I pick out a straight porn and he just sat there and got a chubby from it, thats it. The porn itself was one of my BigNaturals DVDs, I think he watched "Tiffany".

 

[from zero]

Funniest thread ever.

 

[john937]

He felt reall really bad, to the point he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that, so as far as Im concerned, the case is closed.

Uhhh....pardon a stupid question from the gay gallery....
Is it..."normal"...for you straight guys to watch straight porn with another straight guy and get hard ons ? ...Then what ?
geez...maybe I am straight....by your definition.

... he keeps the whole place clean and has a lot of nice furniture and accessories plus... as part of his rent, he gives me two great haircuts every month.

He cleans, and accessorizes, and is a hairburner?
Can I have a date?...Hell, I may marry him.
I think your roommate is bisexual, or at minimum bi-curious.


I am not gay! Anybody want to come over and watch porn together?

 

[Mandinka2]

No bro, it wasnt like that at all, he was very upset that I thought he might be gay and he insisted right then and there that I pick out a straight porn and he just sat there and got a chubby from it, thats it. The porn itself was one of my BigNaturals DVDs, I think he watched "Tiffany".

So he CHALLENGED you to pick out a straight porno and you had to sit there beside him and watch him get it up................ROTFLMAO

 

[anabolicmd]

He cleans, and accessorizes, and is a hairburner?
Can I have a date?...Hell, I may marry him.
I think your roommate is bisexual, or at minimum bi-curious.

I hope thats just wishful thinking on your part. He played football in college and the military and hes not a friggin hairdresser but he cut hair in the military thats all.

 

[Bullit]

he insisted I watch while he watched a straight porn with lots of big boobs and raw sex closeups. He had no problem getting it up for that,

Totally not gay.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

A little question to all the straight men? How many of you are would watch a gay porno for a class? I sure as fuck wouldn't! I don't care what the professor said. I'd drop the class first. Now I don't think a professor could even make you watch something like that. You bring up all kinds of sexual harrasment laws. Your roomie least bi or curious.

 

[curling]

What the hell kind of a class is that. Dang college has gone to hell. Next thing they will want him to experiment with sheep or pretend to be a muslim for a week. Our country is screwed.

 

[buttplug]

You can't catch the gay just like that, by the way. No need to throw out everything he's touched, just wash it with rubbing alcohol.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

You're right Darktooth. Something isn't Kosher with this story.

 

[anabolicmd]

You're right Darktooth. Something isn't Kosher with this story.

Thats funny, I thought you understood it pretty well, your comments were very insightful. Just because I dont agree with your assesment doesnt mean Im full of shit or whatever.

 

[the nature boy]

I havent' read this whole thread but is your room-mate either bullit, nathan, george spellman, or poyeboy?

 

[anabolicmd]

I havent' read this whole thread but is your room-mate either bullit, nathan, george spellman, or poyeboy?

Haha, no its not anyone from this board.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Haha, no its not anyone from this board.

anobolicmd's Roomate!

They don't call him Mr Thick for nothing!

 

[anabolicmd]

anobolicmd's Roomate!

They don't call him Mr Thick for nothing!

Oh jeebus!

Look its a funny idea but in all honesty, I'm not 2Thick, nor have I ever met him. Just want to clear that up.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

genius

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Oh jeebus!

Look its a funny idea but in all honesty, I'm not 2Thick, nor have I ever met him. Just want to clear that up.

So your calling Corn and me liars! humf!

 

[anabolicmd]

So your calling MattTheSkywalker and me liars! humf!

I dont know what Matt thinks, but whoever says that they somehow know that Im really 2Thick are 100% guaranteed to be full of shit.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I dont know what Matt thinks, but whoever says that they somehow know that Im really 2Thick are 100% guaranteed to be full of shit.

Corn not Matt!

 

[anabolicmd]

Corn not Matt!

I said whoever. That includes everybody.

 

[Code]

I have to agree with the majority here. Sounds like your roomie is as gay as a green light.

 

[anabolicmd]

So he CHALLENGED you to pick out a straight porno and you had to sit there beside him and watch him get it up................ROTFLMAO

No, there was no "challenge" he just said to pick out the most hetero porn I had and trust me, BigNaturals "Tiffany" is an excellent choice, shes extremely feminine, the guy is a dork and theres no anal. Oh, and I sure as heck didnt sit beside him, I was in the doorway on the other side of a very big living room.

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

Thats funny, I thought you understood it pretty well, your comments were very insightful. Just because I dont agree with your assesment doesnt mean Im full of shit or whatever.

Something doesn't add up. What college class makes you watch gay porn? No guy is watching it unless he wants to watch himself. Nothing anyone could say could make me think otherwise. Someone's story is bullshit. I don't think you made it up. It was just another perspective. I think you're in a little denial and your roomie just came up with a lame excuse. If it went down like you said your roomie is at least bi I don't care want he says to explain himself.

I'll say it again.
STRAIGHT MEN DON'T WATCH GAY PORN. PEROID.

 

[Code]

STRAIGHT MEN DON'T WATCH GAY PORN. PEROID.

Amen!!!

 

[anabolicmd]

something doesn't add up. what college class makes you watch gay porn.

I know its some kind of class hes taking in either anthropology or sociology. There are actually no restrictions on what you can study in college, it just has to be legal. Many colleges allow you to create your own classes under the supervision of the professor and the department. At my alma mater you could custom tailor your entire major. Theoretically, one could major in gay pornography if one wanted to.

 

[supersizeme]

Man...maybe I'm just a man_genitals-phobe, but there's no way I'd hang around to see if my buddy was able to erect himself while watching a porn. The fact that your roommie was adamant about you seeing him get hard is another pointer to his questionable sexuality. He was probably secretly hoping that once you saw the lump in his pants you'd be like...

"Ohhh...

Ohhh my god it's...

It's enormous. Well well well!"

There's no excuse for watching a gay porn other than you truly wanted to see a man with his penis in another man's mouth/ass. I can maybe understand harboring some natural curiosity as to what that atrocity might look like, but to go so far as to acquire a gay porn and watch it on your tv goes beyond curiosity.

You know when you pulled out BigNatural's "Tiffany" for him to prove he could get hard watching it, he was probably imagining Tiffany with a big fat throbbing dong. Just sayin...

 

[vixenbabe]

Something doesn't add up. Someone's story is bullshit.

I'll say it again.
STRAIGHT MEN DON'T WATCH GAY PORN. PEROID.

The Whole F/N Show~

Look at Anabolicmd's face...Does THAT look like the kinda face that would lie to ya?

 

[The Whole F/N Show]

I know its some kind of class hes taking in either anthropology or sociology. There are actually no restrictions on what you can study in college, it just has to be legal. Many colleges allow you to create your own classes under the supervision of the professor and the department. At my alma mater you could custom tailor your entire major. Theoretically, one could major in gay pornography if one wanted to.

But there is all kinds of sexual harrassment precidents that could be cited to get you out of a class like that. He wouldn't have to watch it if he did't want to. Is he majoring in Gay porn? There are VERY few classes that you abolutely have to take for any major in any university. So there has to be an alternative class. If you have to watch gay porn in a class the professor has to say that shit on the 1st day when he's handing out the slybi. So each he is lying or when he found out and decided to stay in the class. Either way while may like women he also has an interest in male asses and hard cocks. That's for damn sure.

 

[anabolicmd]

But there is all kinds of sexual harrassment precidents that could be cited to get you out of a class like that. He wouldn't have to watch it if he did't want to. Is he majoring in Gay porn? There are VERY few classes that you abolutely have to take for any major in any university. So there has to be an alternative class. If you have to watch gay porn in a class the professor has to say that shit on the 1st day when he's handing out the slybi. So each he is lying or when he found out and decided to stay in the class. Either way while may like women he also has an interest in male asses and hard cocks. That's for damn sure.

Yeah but in these classes that may include objectionable material, students know about it beforehand. You are right, it has to be handledcunder full disclosure. People who take such classes know what kind of material will be involved beforehand. They dont show porn in required classes, these are specialized major-related electives, from what I understand.

 

[crew9]

I think anabolic is joking. He makes a thread bout walkin in on his roomie watching gay porn. He then later states how the roomie keeps everything clean, cuts hair, and cooks all the time. I'm sorry but if this isn't a joke then your roommate is as gay as a rainbow sticker on your car and your in gay denial.

 

[anabolicmd]

I think anabolic is joking. He makes a thread bout walkin in on his roomie watching gay porn. He then later states how the roomie keeps everything clean, cuts hair, and cooks all the time. I'm sorry but if this isn't a joke then your roommate is as gay as a rainbow sticker on your car and your in gay denial.

Dude, you are selectively reading more gayness into it. Its not gay for a guy to pick up habits like cooking, clipping hair and keeping things neat and spotless, he got that way in the military. And watching a gay porn for a class does not make him gay either. Apparently he wasnt hard while he watched the gay porn, but the BigNaturals video got him an instant chub going. I was there, I saw it.

 

[The Red Dragon]

...but...nevermind

 

[anabolicmd]

The Whole F/N Show~

Look at Anabolicmd's face...Does THAT look like the kinda face that would lie to ya?

Its easy for you to say, as you are GENETICALLY INCAPABLE of dishonesty, right?

 

[Rio 2001]

Ask him to tie a little bell in his penis and make him watch the gay porn again. If it rings...

 

[anabolicmd]

You get ever more ridiculous with every word that comes tumbling out your cock-sucking mouth!

But please continue with the "Story!"

Well you are the one that keeps going on and on with the old "guess the alter" routine Hulkster used to wear out around here...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Dude, you are selectively reading more gayness into it. Its not gay for a guy to pick up habits like cooking, clipping hair and keeping things neat and spotless, he got that way in the military. And watching a gay porn for a class does not make him gay either. Apparently he wasnt hard while he watched the gay porn, but the BigNaturals video got him an instant chub going. I was there, I saw it.

You get ever more ridiculous with every word that comes tumbling out your cock-sucking mouth!

But please continue with the "Story!"

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Well you are the one that keeps going on and on with the old "guess the alter" routine Hulkster used to wear out around here...

Please try to have some small idea of what in the hell you're talking about before you speak again! Thank You!

 

[pitbullstl]

Hes actually a very good roommate. He pays all his bills early, he keeps the whole place clean and has a lot of nice furniture and accessories plus hes great to talk to about everything. And as part of his rent, he gives me two great haircuts every month. You dont just toss a great roommate like that.

He cut's your hair, has matching furniture and accessories, and he is very clean......if that doesn't scream homo....I don't know what does...... J/K........anyway....this reminds me of a problem I had with a roomate......everytime I would get on my computer.....gay porn pop-ups would come out of nowhere.....and the history was littered with dude on dude shit......we had a girl that lived with us too....so everytime I would see this shit....he would blame it on her...(quite slick actually) until I told her to log on with a password......and then whammo.....I busted his queer ass.......I have no problem with the fact that he was looking at gay shit.....but not with my keyboard.....and why lie about it to only get caught.....I was friends with this dude for 7 years....and after all this happened.....shit was too weird to talk to him anymore.....just goes to show ya.....you really don't know anyone......

 

[pitbullstl]

Ask him to tie a little bell in his penis and make him watch the gay porn again. If it rings...

 

[anabolicmd]

thank you!!! I guess it's just you, The whole F/N show, and I who can see through this thread... I'm pretty damn good at spotting lies and/or falsified stories.. this one cuts the cake.

Whats wih all these paranoid net detective drama queen posts all over the place?

 

[anabolicmd]

He cut's your hair, has matching furniture and accessories, and he is very clean......if that doesn't scream homo....I don't know what does...... J/K........anyway....this reminds me of a problem I had with a roomate......everytime I would get on my computer.....gay porn pop-ups would come out of nowhere.....and the history was littered with dude on dude shit......we had a girl that lived with us too....so everytime I would see this shit....he would blame it on her...(quite slick actually) until I told her to log on with a password......and then whammo.....I busted his queer ass.......I have no problem with the fact that he was looking at gay shit.....but not with my keyboard.....and why lie about it to only get caught.....I was friends with this dude for 7 years....and after all this happened.....shit was too weird to talk to him anymore.....just goes to show ya.....you really don't know anyone......

Yeah things have been kind of weird and quiet today...

 

[JollyRogers]

His story is not very convincing lol

I agree

enough with the man butter.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Whats wih all these paranoid net detective drama queen posts all over the place?

If you have something to say, shut up!

 

[anabolicmd]

They're not "paranoid net detective drama queen posts," they're people who just don't believe you. That's all.

But why announce it, several times at that. You could have said it once and dropped it or even better, you could have said nothing at all and moved on to a more believable topic...

 

[anabolicmd]

Most likely just to rattle your "Cage!" Or to change the topic of your lust to mount your "Roomate!" Even you must admit all the signs are their in your posts! You fight it but biologically your Johnson can not resist Rabbit Humping the roomate's o-ring!

Thank goodness I dont have to actually listen to you speak...even reading your ramblings is draining and nauseating enough...

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

But why announce it, several times at that. You could have said it once and dropped it or even better, you could have said nothing at all and moved on to a more believable topic...

Most likely just to rattle your "Cage!" Or to change the topic of your lust to mount your "Roomate!" Even you must admit all the signs are their in your posts! You fight it but biologically your Johnson can not resist Rabbit Humping the roomate's o-ring!

 

[anabolicmd]

Listening to you is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello! So at least we have something in common!

Can I have your phone number?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Thank goodness I dont have to actually listen to you speak...even reading your ramblings is draining and nauseating enough...

Listening to you is like being viciously assaulted by a perfumed parakeet in a goddamned Parisian bordello! So at least we have something in common!

 

[Paulos]

I would seriously consider asking Darktooth to move out.

OOWWWNNNNNNWEIGHWIOGHIOWEHGIOWEHGOIWGHWEG HAAHAH

 

[anabolicmd]

You read my mind! Your sorta cute for a "Bear!" But like the old AAP saying goes, "I'm not gay!"

If youre not gay, then the rest of the world is.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Can I have your phone number?

You read my mind! Your sorta cute for a "Bear!" But like the old AAP saying goes, "I'm not gay!"

 

[anabolicmd]

WTF we are the only two straight guys in the world? An to think I have been screwing lesbians this whole time!

You wanna chat with my roommate? Hes on AOL IM.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

If youre not gay, then the rest of the world is.

WTF we are the only two straight guys in the world? And to think I have been screwing lesbians this whole time!

 

[Tiervexx]

I don't care if anabolicmd is telling the truth. This whole thread is fucking hilarious!!!

was your roommate making pained faces at the gay porn? i know i would be if i had to watch a lesbian porno

 

[anabolicmd]

I don't care if anabolicmd is telling the truth. This whole thread is fucking hilarious!!!

was your roommate making pained faces at the gay porn? i know i would be if i had to watch a lesbian porno

He wasnt really making faces just when he moved his lollipop around and I walked in pretty quick so...

 

[Tiervexx]

He might have just been curious, and a class might have encouraged that, but you must acknowledge the possibility that he really is bi or gay, and if he is would it really be that hard for you to ignore it as long as he does not hit on you?

 

[anabolicmd]

He might have just been curious, and a class might have encouraged that, but you must acknowledge the possibility that he really is bi or gay, and if he is would it really be that hard for you to ignore it as long as he does not hit on you?

I dont think any gay guy is too inclined to hit on a hard-ass redneck covered in skinnerd tattoos like myself. Id shove a tire iron right through his skull before he even fluffed himself up properly. I think we basically got ourselves our own little "dont ask, dont tell" policy. If he can act 100% straight all the time, Im cool.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

He wasnt really making faces just when he moved his lollipop around and I walked in pretty quick so...

Why not be his "Fluffer!" that way you can experiment without being accused of being gay! He is not as hung as you is he?

 

[anabolicmd]

Why not be his "Fluffer!" that way you can experiment without being accused of being gay! He is not as hung as you is he?

whatever on your rambling, but I tried to give you karma for being the 100th reply to my thread. I searched and I searched and I found no other thread that got to 100 replies as fast as mine. I think I really broke some records. Sit tight, Im bracing for the 1000th view-oddly enough though, for as great as this thread was, I received absolutely zero karma from anyone. Whats that all about?!

 

[Mandinka2]

whatever on your rambling, but I tried to give you karma for being the 100th reply to my thread. I searched and I searched and I found no other thread that got to 100 replies as fast as mine. I think I really broke some records. Sit tight, Im bracing for the 1000th view-oddly enough though, for as great as this thread was, I received absolutely zero karma from anyone. Whats that all about?!

Something to do with $140 wax jobs i imagine.

 

[anabolicmd]

Something to do with $140 wax jobs i imagine.

Oh, come on now, thats just plain mean. I hardly think the wax jobs were a factor, this thread is mine all mine.