It's raining it's cawk off and I'm taking my hungover ass back to bed

[FISHTALES]

I dont even work out

 

[Smurfy]

I dont even work out

lol must be nice to be naturally jacked

 

[calveless wonder]

I dont even work out

curling pick3 counts for something

 

[PICK3]

curling pick3 counts for something

wtf???

 

[rnch]

i perched on glutes on a bar stool until 3:30 am people watching all the drunks...but limited my intake to diet coke and 4 (or 5) shots of peppermint schanpps...

 

[Mr. dB]

It's raining cawk?

 

[calveless wonder]

i perched on glutes on a bar stool until 3:30 am people watching all the drunks...but limited my intake to diet coke and 4 (or 5) shots of peppermint schanpps...

rumple fuckin mintz? holy jesus christ. kill me

worst nights of my life when i took a shot of that. i didn't even need to take multiple shots, just 1 after drinking other alcohol. that shit makes me super belligerent, and i'm never like that

the last time i drank that i was in south beach with my girlfriend at the time and a bunch of my friends. i blacked out after i took that shot but apparently we left the club and i was yelling at black people and almost got into like 4 fights lolol...this was just while leaving.

and apparently i drove home...with my girlfriend and my best friend's cousin in the car. the kid visited from spain and thought he was going to die. i was racing down collins avenue like nothing. i insisted on driving too

all because of that fuckin rumplemintz!@@%

lots of college nights too ruined by rumplestillskinmintz

 

[rnch]

yep, that's the stuff.....makes even diet coke taste good.