Blah blah blah Im getting married
Blah blah blah spend $1500 going to my party
Blah blah blah I have to plan my own bachelorette party
Blah blah blah my life sucks because I have 15 bridesmaids and no actual friends
Blah blah blah I will be divorced in 5 years and everyone will be pissed they are out the money and time
Fuck Im pacing