he's trying to pretend to be smart.
He has no gosh damn Idea of the elevation of any place he has been, nor the height of an mountain he's fell off of. He also pretends like betty blow up actually talks, cooks, and cleans. And that poor poor miserable boy sucks at redoing cabinets. Wtf is he thinking sometimes, Hell ....... I dunno. Oh and he can't swim, seriously... that boy was like a deer in the headlights in a shallow 3ft of water. However, he was begging Shadow to go in the hot tub with him... He ain't right... that boy just ain't right