I'm walking down the street....

[DOT]

...and I see this wannabe thug harassing this chick, so being the man that I am,I waited until he wasn't looking and then I smashed my aluminum briefcase into his shin really hard...and then I hopped on the subway and made faces at him.

It was a good "day".

Get it??

DAY??

 

[HumorMe]

do wah diddie diddie dum diddie do

 

[The Shadow]

I thought you were leaving??

Or did you?

 

[biteme]

do wah diddie diddie dum diddie do

You beat me to it. Are you an old fucker like me?

 

[the nature boy]

<sound of crickets chirping>

 

[HumorMe]

You beat me to it. Are you an old fucker like me?

yes, maybe older.

 

[DOT]

the sound you hear aren't crickets but the long lost radio broiadcasts from the 50's that are just now making their way from that black hole that you refer to as your rectum....

 

[the nature boy]

well then the radio back in the 50's is pretty boring as is this thread.

thread owned by nature boy today.

 

[The Shadow]

the sound you hear aren't crickets but the long lost radio broiadcasts from the 50's that are just now making their way from that black hole that you refer to as your rectum....

LOL


Owned??

by nature??


not even close


lol

Try again NB - DOT won round 1

 

[Bullit]

<sound of crickets chirping>

Word.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

If I remember correctly, I believe it was in the subway. You left out the part about him being a negro (from what I remember) and I think it was leather.

I don't know?

That's just what I remember about the story.

 

[TheProject]

I don't get it.

 

[the nature boy]

If I owned this stupid chatboard I would have created a script that would periodically scour the chat board searching for the most boring threads and have them deleted. The script would be perfect for threads like these. Also the script would allow me to have superpowers. My first superpower would be the ability to fart and have it sound like someone else farted. That would be pretty useful.

For example

Lets say I was trying to get into the bad guys secret underground lair and there were like 2 guards around a corner. I'd fart and make it sound like one of the guards farted. Then the other guard would be like "what the fuck broly??!?". the other guard would be like "it wasn't me dude". Then as they continute to argue I'd sneak past them.

It would also be pretty fun to use that power at parties.

 

[TheProject]

If I owned this stupid chatboard I would have created a script that would periodically scour the chat board searching for the most boring threads and have them deleted.

Dude, your post count would go WAY down then.

who posts about soccer, anyway?

 

[beastboy]

DOT....you arent very funny. That's okay because I guess I'm not either.

 

[Bullit]

DOT....you arent very funny. That's okay because I guess I'm not either.

You "guess"???

 

[the nature boy]

Dude, your post count would go WAY down then.

who posts about soccer, anyway?

dude, you need to get your mind right. My posts generate excitement. If I stopped posting here this board would die.

 

[The Shadow]

If I remember correctly, I believe it was in the subway. You left out the part about him being a negro (from what I remember) and I think it was leather.

I don't know?

That's just what I remember about the story.

LOL


You are correct sir......

 

[TheProject]

dude, you need to get your mind right. My posts generate excitement. If I stopped posting here this board would die.

Bring back Dr. Nick! There's some excitement.

 

[the nature boy]

yeah maybe it's time to bring him back.