I'm pretty sure I'm about to get internet sniped any second now

[supersizeme]

I'm sitting here at work and I have two monitors on my desk. One of them runs off the UNIX workstation that I do most of my work-related world domination on, and the other one runs Windows 2000(email and web surfing). Everytime I look over at the UNIX monitor to do something like launch a freaking huge missile or contact some spies, out of the corner of my eye I keep catching a little red beam coming out of the Windows monitor scanning over my arms, my right temple, and also the area down below that itches sometimes and gets damp when I become frightened. I'm pretty sure it's a member of this site doing it, but I don't want to name names yet.

If anyone else is experiencing this, please post about it. I've taken a few leaves from the potted plant near my filing cabinet and placed them strategically about my person in an effort to make me less detectable, but this sniper is really damn good and keeps getting a bead on me.

 

[SoreArms]

Digger on the prowl

 

[AAP]

Didn't you know? It is that Bill Gates email tracking program (beta). You didn't forward it to the ten people like you were suppose to.


And you ain't getting the $10 mailed to you.

 

[Big Rick Rock]

"whut the fuck is up... with the little red beams... pointing at me?" - Cypress Hill, "Lick a Shot" , Black Sunday album.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

SSME - BBF must've figured out you were the one e-mailing out pictures of his penis to other EF members. watch out.

 

[supersizeme]

It stopped for now, but I'm keeping an eye out. Whoever it is probably saw my thread and knew they weren't being as sneaky as they thought they were. Take that, internet sniper.

 

[Y_lifter]

Tiny Mirrors covering my members only jacket and hat works for me

 

[supersizeme]

I've been hit. Give my karma to AAP.

I'm cold. It won't be long now.

 

[Y_lifter]

Medic !!

 

[Dial_tone]

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