I'm gonna get pussy tonight......

[Testosterone boy]

I hope.

I'm hitting the town........goodlooking mate of mine has 3-4 chicks lined up and he just text me saying they're at a swanky bar in the CBD. I'm gonna slip on some funky threads, wash my asshole thoroughly (you never know who you're gonna meet), and put on some 'Joop' cologne which i got for my birthday. It's a little strong, but it's got a fruity scent that i like.

The chicks are quite a bit younger (early 20's i think), so bullshiting them shouldn't be too hard.......if i have to resort to bullshit that is.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit. That's what i always say anyway.

Well, i'm heading in to battle folks.......wish me luck, it could get nasty.

Your best bet is to let them know that you washed your anus for them. They appreciate consideration like this as most girls jump at the opportunity to devour a thoroughly cleaned anus.

Or you could get a custom shirt that boldly informs them that your anus has been thoroughly cleaned.

Perhaps this has been what is holding me back, I fail to verbally assure them of a well cleansed exit.

Chicks should be as easy as pie with your job. When I was a commercial real estate broker the proposals were commonplace. Women are so predictable.

 

[AAP]

I am amazed at people "plan" or "hope" to get some pussy when they go out. Damn, I always just went out and never had a problem scoring chics. Of course I am dashingly good looking to boot and well hung, but that doesn't really account for anything. wait. what did I just say?

Anyway, lucky or not... WEAR A CONDOM! Don't be bringing home future responsibilities and problems from some stranger you just met.

 

[satchboogie]

I am amazed at people "plan" or "hope" to get some pussy when they go out. Damn, I always just went out and never had a problem scoring chics. Of course I am dashingly good looking to boot and well hung, but that doesn't really account for anything. wait. what did I just say?

Anyway, lucky or not... WEAR A CONDOM! Don't be bringing home future responsibilities and problems from some stranger you just met.

uhh...

arent' you gay?

 

[WarriorPL]

Yeah seriously.... why plan?

I am always well cleaned for an occassion that just might pop up randomly.

Goodluck anyhow!

 

[KnoXville]

Well, i'm heading in to battle folks.......wish me luck, it could get nasty.

You don't need luck my righteous auzzie broly. Just slap the she-meat on the ass, flip em over and sky drop your purple phallic moab directly onto there targeted hershey bunkers. By the end of the first hour I predict that you’ll be valiantly grooving that pink vinyl like a libidinous zoo kangaroo locked in the female cage on cialis.

 

[BowlingForSoup]

You don't need luck my righteous auzzie broly. Just slap the she-meat on the ass, flip em over and sky drop your purple phallic moab directly onto there targeted hershey bunkers. By the end of the first hour I predict that you’ll be valiantly grooving that pink vinyl like a libidinous zoo kangaroo locked in the female cage on cialis.

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! You creatively intertwined food, skydiving, the war, upholstery, AND wildlife. I've my karma was green, I'd give you some. LOL...HILARIOUS bro!

 

[ajtomasi]

uhh...

arent' you gay?

Maybe he just teases these girls and then walks out with the burliest guy in the bar

 

[Ffactor]

Funniest thread ever, no doubt you will be sleeping alone tonite, coz you got no play suckaaaaaaa!! Where is C?

 

[vinylgroover]

Good news my friends.

After a slow start, i got into my stride. The chicks that my mate had there were pretty good......they all had great tits. We actually ended up at a nightclub because they dressed too casually for the swanky bar they originally intended on going to......which suited me fine, because i do most of my damage on the dancefloor .

Anyway, after chatting and shmoozing with these chicks, i went down to the floor to bust some moves (without the chicks). After 20 minutes, this tidy unit starts dancing near me (she was a great dancer (i had my light blue tank top on, looking buffed up) giving me the eye, pointing at me as she was dancing.

Anyway, from there on it was stacks on the mill. We talked, danced and i was all over her like a cheap suit in one of the dark corners. She left with her friends who wanted to lave a little earlier, but i got her number so i'll have to go and giver her a flogging this week.

I went back to hang with my mates and the other chicks for the rest of the night (which worked out well because by the time i got back to them, they were smashed on Goey and pills, so it was easy to take advantage of the chicks) and got into one of the girls at a bar we went to later on.

A productive night was had my friends.

 

[WarriorPL]

Re: Re: I'm gonna get pussy tonight......

You don't need luck my righteous auzzie broly. Just slap the she-meat on the ass, flip em over and sky drop your purple phallic moab directly onto there targeted hershey bunkers. By the end of the first hour I predict that you’ll be valiantly grooving that pink vinyl like a libidinous zoo kangaroo locked in the female cage on cialis.

Genius.