I don't get it, he didn't laid by a sure thing and didn't get laid by a brunette? BUT, he might someothertime? Plus he was sitting on the floor where someone spit out their gum and he sat on gum and a blackberry?
He also spent his $300 paycheck all at once in shithole?
Poor orbly. Damn I wish I woulda been there to help ya out.
That's some funny shit and I've been pretty tore up in Denny's and never got kicked out but I did get into a fight at Waffle House once. That wasn't to smart since cops love that place so I ended up in jail in Panama City. I would be cool with the spending the cash but pissed about my jeans!