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knowing Dave I got 10 bucks on this gal bullshitin him, but could be true. Good luck dude
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Austin316 said:
well it's a new lease on things from here on out...just make sure to give that little one lots of comics.
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Robert Jan
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how old are you?
what did you have planned to do the next, say, 18 years that you can't do now?
what did you have planned to do the next, say, 18 years that you can't do now?
Ultra possesiveness was just said to make a point, she isn't really all that bad, just a typical girl lol
Well Im graduating college next year, so it doesn't affect that, other then that, well I had no plans on traveling or leaving or doing anything like that. I dunno it will affect things, but since Ill be 23 when I have it, thats only a 3 year gap from what I originally had wanted so whatever
Well Im graduating college next year, so it doesn't affect that, other then that, well I had no plans on traveling or leaving or doing anything like that. I dunno it will affect things, but since Ill be 23 when I have it, thats only a 3 year gap from what I originally had wanted so whatever
Werd
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Austin316 said:
That is what I thought about my exhusband.
Please dont take offense. I only wish you every happiness that life has to offer you.
I remember when I went back to my old high school to visit some of my respected teachers and tell them that I was engaged. I spoke the same way about my ex... but I seemed to think that we were of different religions THAT would be a dealbreaker when it came to our raising a family. Faustino Quintinilla (funny how certain things still stick out in our minds), my religion teacher (who also taught art) said, "The religion thing is not a big deal at all. But the jealousy issue... THAT WILL BE A PROBLEM."
Just passing that bit of wisdom on.
Good health and happiness always.
Big Rick Rock
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Ha Ha Ha muddafucking Ha…. Your life is over bro…
For the next 7 months you will have to put up with this girls bullshit!
In the last couple of months of pregnancy her mood swings will become intolerable.
You can bust your ass trying to keep her happy but she will never appreciate it and will keep blaming you for any problems that may arise. Her hormones will be raging and you’ll be the target!
When you become a father, “happy hour” is a nap.
Forget about sex for the next 2 years after the kid is born. You woman might go cold on you due to hormone changes… If that doesn’t happen, the kid will never give you guys a moments rest to do the wild thang.
Once the kid is 2yrl you will have to keep an eye on him at all times, he will be walking and wanting to explore. No more video games or sitting down to watch a movie, as soon as you turn you back that little person is going to be getting into all kinds of danger.
Sticking its little hands in the toilet, grabbing stuff out of the trash can.
Sit for two minutes to read and he will be grabbing the plunger out of the bathroom, and hitting you on the face with it!
Falling down the steps, breaking stuff, spilling stuff. Shitting its diaper, and then having to stay up with him when he is sick. I spent 5 days sleeping in the hospital when my kid got RSV at 1yrl… Wait till he vomits on you in the mall and you have to make you way home with similac crusted on your sweater. Don’t even get me started on finding a good baby sitter and trying to have a night out with the wife….
But the stuff I talked about above is not the reason why your life is over… I have been thru all of those things and I would do them all again 1,000 times because seeing my little boy smile makes it all worth it. Getting home after a long day of work, and watching him run towards me as I come thru the door.. “papa, kiss kiss, papa” is the first thing I hear when I walk in the house and it makes me happy to be home.
Your life is over because from the time you see how much this woman is going to go thru to bring your child into this earth, you will appreciate her more than you could ever imagine. When you watch your baby being born and then he cries and you hold him for the first time, you’ll realize your life is over because you will no longer live for yourself, you will now live for him… and you will be the happiest guy on earth.
Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to stand up to the challenges and be a good father. I hope you are a real man.
For the next 7 months you will have to put up with this girls bullshit!
In the last couple of months of pregnancy her mood swings will become intolerable.
You can bust your ass trying to keep her happy but she will never appreciate it and will keep blaming you for any problems that may arise. Her hormones will be raging and you’ll be the target!
When you become a father, “happy hour” is a nap.
Forget about sex for the next 2 years after the kid is born. You woman might go cold on you due to hormone changes… If that doesn’t happen, the kid will never give you guys a moments rest to do the wild thang.
Once the kid is 2yrl you will have to keep an eye on him at all times, he will be walking and wanting to explore. No more video games or sitting down to watch a movie, as soon as you turn you back that little person is going to be getting into all kinds of danger.
Sticking its little hands in the toilet, grabbing stuff out of the trash can.
Sit for two minutes to read and he will be grabbing the plunger out of the bathroom, and hitting you on the face with it!
Falling down the steps, breaking stuff, spilling stuff. Shitting its diaper, and then having to stay up with him when he is sick. I spent 5 days sleeping in the hospital when my kid got RSV at 1yrl… Wait till he vomits on you in the mall and you have to make you way home with similac crusted on your sweater. Don’t even get me started on finding a good baby sitter and trying to have a night out with the wife….
But the stuff I talked about above is not the reason why your life is over… I have been thru all of those things and I would do them all again 1,000 times because seeing my little boy smile makes it all worth it. Getting home after a long day of work, and watching him run towards me as I come thru the door.. “papa, kiss kiss, papa” is the first thing I hear when I walk in the house and it makes me happy to be home.
Your life is over because from the time you see how much this woman is going to go thru to bring your child into this earth, you will appreciate her more than you could ever imagine. When you watch your baby being born and then he cries and you hold him for the first time, you’ll realize your life is over because you will no longer live for yourself, you will now live for him… and you will be the happiest guy on earth.
Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to stand up to the challenges and be a good father. I hope you are a real man.
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