Im going to be a Father

[Robert Jan]

Actually BRR the phrase goes "Any boy can have a child, it takes a man to raise one"

 

[Big Rick Rock]

Actually BRR the phrase goes "Any boy can have a child, it takes a man to raise one"

Fuck you thats how it goes...



I just made that up.


Some fool might have had the same idea before, mines sounds better.

 

[Werd]

Your life is over because from the time you see how much this woman is going to go thru to bring your child into this earth, you will appreciate her more than you could ever imagine. When you watch your baby being born and then he cries and you hold him for the first time, you’ll realize your life is over because you will no longer live for yourself, you will now live for him… and you will be the happiest guy on earth.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to stand up to the challenges and be a good father. I hope you are a real man.

Now why did you have to make me cry, fool? I wish more men would understand this... but then again there are more than enough women who dont deserve to breathe free air.

Again Austin, only wishing you well.

 

[Austin316]

lol well yea Im going to do all I can to be a real man and raise the kid to its fullest potential. And yea Im expecting all that other stuff too lol

 

[gab9681]

Ha Ha Ha muddafucking Ha…. Your life is over bro…



For the next 7 months you will have to put up with this girls bullshit!
In the last couple of months of pregnancy her mood swings will become intolerable.
You can bust your ass trying to keep her happy but she will never appreciate it and will keep blaming you for any problems that may arise. Her hormones will be raging and you’ll be the target!

When you become a father, “happy hour” is a nap.
Forget about sex for the next 2 years after the kid is born. You woman might go cold on you due to hormone changes… If that doesn’t happen, the kid will never give you guys a moments rest to do the wild thang.

Once the kid is 2yrl you will have to keep an eye on him at all times, he will be walking and wanting to explore. No more video games or sitting down to watch a movie, as soon as you turn you back that little person is going to be getting into all kinds of danger.
Sticking its little hands in the toilet, grabbing stuff out of the trash can.
Sit for two minutes to read and he will be grabbing the plunger out of the bathroom, and hitting you on the face with it!
Falling down the steps, breaking stuff, spilling stuff. Shitting its diaper, and then having to stay up with him when he is sick. I spent 5 days sleeping in the hospital when my kid got RSV at 1yrl… Wait till he vomits on you in the mall and you have to make you way home with similac crusted on your sweater. Don’t even get me started on finding a good baby sitter and trying to have a night out with the wife….

But the stuff I talked about above is not the reason why your life is over… I have been thru all of those things and I would do them all again 1,000 times because seeing my little boy smile makes it all worth it. Getting home after a long day of work, and watching him run towards me as I come thru the door.. “papa, kiss kiss, papa” is the first thing I hear when I walk in the house and it makes me happy to be home.

Your life is over because from the time you see how much this woman is going to go thru to bring your child into this earth, you will appreciate her more than you could ever imagine. When you watch your baby being born and then he cries and you hold him for the first time, you’ll realize your life is over because you will no longer live for yourself, you will now live for him… and you will be the happiest guy on earth.

Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but it takes a real man to stand up to the challenges and be a good father. I hope you are a real man.

Awesome reply BRR. Kids are really cool. Definitely an incredible experience.

 

[Bella Michela]

good luck

 

[spongebob]

good luck! and dont sweat it, sometimes you just take life as it comes your way.

 

[Austin316]

haha thanks sponge, long time no see

 

[ManOfArms]

Ummm found out tonight, a condom broke about two months ago, but she had a period, but then started getting sick lately, and the period only lasted a day. She went to the gyno today, and yea bout two months along. Ummmmm Im fine with it, I dunno why Im posting something so personal however I dunno, lots of stuff is going through my head at the moment. A part of me feels really strongly that this is my chance to redeem what was done before, the abortion, I mean how can you go through that then one time a condom breaks and this happens? Maybe it was just fate. I gotta tell my parents tomorrow, I told them all about the other thing this weekend, hardest thing I ever did in my life and I hurt them by assuming they would be mad at me when they would really be ultra supportive, they are aware she was going to get checked, and I think Ill have their full support. Im scared lol, I really am, but I dunno a part of me feels good about it, Ive been with her a year, I love her tremendously, and yea I dunno so thats my story.

Damn bro, sorry to hear that!

oh i mean, congratulations!!