I'm feeling down right now folks, due to the girl

[heavy_duty]

OK I'm on it.
MN is not far

 

[p0ink]

ok, are you a college student? what do you?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

explain

NO

 

[heavy_duty]

Dude there is a really good chance you will fall in love with here if you make love.
you will feel a connection you never had before...one you have been longing for too.

it is worse than a crack pipe or meth or heroin I warned you man...



I warned you.

 

[healother]

um, you shouldnt be wasting your time with high schoolers, man. you're fucking 23.

yeah, i used to go for that whole innocentlicious thing, too, but i could not do that now. an 18 year old and a 23 year old are too different.

stay away from high schoolers.

go meet some chicks on campus...especially the ones in the law school, engineering, and business school...

how is a college freshman that much different than a highschool senior?
what makes highschool girls so bad?

fuck another chick, you are 22. you should be fucking slutty college chicks like crazy

im not in college

 

[p0ink]

what are you doing at age 22?

 

[heavy_duty]

Last night my wife met me at the front door.
She was wearing a Sexy negligee.
The only trouble was, she was coming home.

 

[heavy_duty]

A hooker once told me she had a headache.

 

[heavy_duty]

I went to a massage parlor. It was self service.

 

[healother]

Ummmm....she is disrespecting you. She said she will go out with you again if she doesn't like the other guy better? Screw that. Since when are you a second rate man? You are not, and she shouldn't treat you like one. Plus, she tries to make you feel sexually inferior by saying you didn't get hard enough, etc. She sounds incredibly immature, even for her age. You can do better.

Getting attached to your first sexual encounter isn't all that unusual. Once you really experience love and sex though, you won't even remember her name.

Well, unfortunately people always pick favorites and then everyone else is 2nd, 3rd, or whatever. what are the odds of me being someone's first pick? I mean theres a lot of competition out there

Yeah, she is immature in some ways. But she did say the reason she didnt want to kiss me was for my own benefit, so that my first kiss would be memorable and with someone i was in a relationship with. I dont know, its tough to read her.

I just wonder if I'd feel better or worse if I decided to kiss her in a few days from now. Like right now I want to make sure we both got equal physical fun.
But I wont do that if people think there is a good chance I'll regret it.

I cant wait until I meet a woman that helps me to forget about all the BS in life.