I'm about to go play basketball.

[Maverick]

Don't say that. That's bad karma.

Im serious, I don't know why but I have that feeling

 

[slickdadd]

Im serious, I don't know why but I have that feeling

I'll dedicate one windmill 360 dunk to you mid-air.

 

[BileStew]

I can't argue with that. He is a force down low.

A force down low and up top too....

 

[Maverick]

I'll dedicate one windmill 360 dunk to you mid-air.

and then you will wake up in a pile of your own semen

 

[slickdadd]

A force down low and up top too....

lol. He also appears to be either possessed or part owl with that neck rotation.

 

[BileStew]

lol. He also appears to be either possessed or part owl with that neck rotation.

That's his Linda Blair/Exorcist in yo face dunk.

 

[biteme]

What do you think my stats will look like today?

I'm feeling pretty good. I'd say I will have some energy on defense, will block a handful of shots down low when people bring that weak shit to the cup. I will also be knocking down the j off of the dribble and dishing the rock left and right. I think we could see a triple double today folks.

I'm an offensive machine. No way you can stop me. I can shoot from anywhere on the court and I'm quick like a cat. Bring it on! I nailed 4 3's in a row 2 weeks ago with a guy guarding me.

 

[wootoom]

i played pro for a couple months

 

[biteme]

i played pro for a couple months

My goal was to play pro football. I played 2 years college and my coach said that if I wouldn't have had a bad temper that I could have started at a major college. Only a few can make the pros, but I know I could have stepped on the field with the best and not have shamed myself.

 

[biteme]

What do you think my stats will look like today?

I'm feeling pretty good. I'd say I will have some energy on defense, will block a handful of shots down low when people bring that weak shit to the cup. I will also be knocking down the j off of the dribble and dishing the rock left and right. I think we could see a triple double today folks.

B-ball's fun ain't it? Especially when you're good.