I'm a virgin.

[jnevin]

In East Texas, they're all attorneys and have HUGE families of insanely talented kids who can all sing, dance, play multiple instruments, make 4.0's and excel in multiple.sports.

It's fkn annoying as all hell....

I'm not religious or spiritual at all, but the LDS culture and faith really does impress me. I can lol @ american jeebus all day, but I'm a non-practicing catholic, and religions don't get much more ridiculous than catholicism. ,

I hate this shit. I'm all mr nice guy because of general anesthesia and I can't take ambien because I'm afraid I'll have a seizure. Kill me.

 

[bigbassturd]

Just take it don't be a poosie

If you die can I have your k?

 

[nangiggles]

It's quite a commitment, I've known people who waited til marriage and they were glad they did, then again I know people who regret it since they were not very compatible sexually, it's a gamble

 

[nangiggles]

I would also like to add it's a damn shame there wont be a nice pair of breasts squeezed up against those pecs while grasping those biceps and later licking something sweet off your abs.... oh wait did I say that aloud?

 

[TwinCity_Slim]

Just my opinion but um... Shouldn't you sample the pie before you buy it??? Just sayin bro. Good chooch makes the marriage last.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

It'll probably help then if your better half will also be one. It'll make the potential performance deficiencies and resulting awkwardness much more bearable and understandable if you're both on the same page. She might not have the patience otherwise if she's had the D before and had it good. That could lead to resentment and cheating.

I hope you can find the yin to your yang.

 

[gatemoney]

When you die, you die

 

[Evan Tipps]

Everyone sins, sure.

We all rationalize why we do things we know we shouldn't.

All sin is not equal.

Obviously, killing someone is more serious than stealing a pack of gum.

It's easy to make restitution for theft. You give it back or pay for it.

You can't bring somebody back from the dead.

Anyways, in the LDS temple, I made a vow to God specifically to keep the law of chastity, which means no sex outside of marriage. I promised to do it, so I'm keeping that promise.

Holy fucking shit god says all sins are equal in his eyes. Please never preach again

 

[zwhit]

lolololol

 

[Mr. dB]

Are you going to give birth to an immaculately conceived messiah?