I'm a fucking pussy eating freak

[Robert Jan]

Even before I ever had sex, as a virgin, I'd fantasize about licking pussy rather than fucking.

The very first time I got my gf alone I went down on her, even before getting a bj, fucking, or even getting undressed myself...

I'll do it even when she does not want me to. (though she typically changes her mind about that after about 5 seconds)

I enjoy the taste.

I enjoy even simply being as close as possible to the best thing in the universe, which is vagina.

I'll do it right after I nut in there

my gf gives great head but even if she never did it once I'd still go downtown.

I never really stop until she pushes me off because it's starting to hurt or whatever.

I wake her up with my tongue all the time.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

OK

 

[Robert Jan]

I feel sorry for these guys i talk to who say they "dont do it"

first of all i think most of them are FOS and lack integrity....

The ones that are for real apparently dont even love the body that they claim to be attracted to. I even find it somehow gay when a man does not find a pussy up close to be pleasant.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

would you with a new girl?
worried about STDs?

 

[Smurfy]

Even before I ever had sex, as a virgin, I'd fantasize about licking pussy rather than fucking.

The very first time I got my gf alone I went down on her, even before getting a bj, fucking, or even getting undressed myself...

I'll do it even when she does not want me to. (though she typically changes her mind about that after about 5 seconds)

I enjoy the taste.

I enjoy even simply being as close as possible to the best thing in the universe, which is vagina.

I'll do it right after I nut in there

my gf gives great head but even if she never did it once I'd still go downtown.

I never really stop until she pushes me off because it's starting to hurt or whatever.

I wake her up with my tongue all the time.

hello, Lumberg.

 

[jaded]

LOL. your girlfriend is a lucky chica.

 

[Puddles]

My favorite thing to do wth our g/f's is to go down on them for as long as she can take it. I just love the pussy as much as I love the cock. The pussy is more of a toy and it can be molded by your tongue moreso than the cock. More areas to stimulate, lick, linger at, finger and suck on and drive her wild. Guys are simpler. Or maybe it's just because I know my guy so well and am still learning my g/f's likes/dislikes.

What do you do whe you bring a girl to orgasm and she tries to push your head away? Sometimes I just go back and let her recover but other times I'm wanting to go fof multiples and I fight her thighs, keeping my mouth to her sweetness and make her cum again against her will.

 

[rao740]

eating box is on the top 3 of shit in my life i could doall day the other eat pizza and get head

 

[theoak01]

Im with you man,Ive actually had my tongue go numb from licking the kitty so long,I LOVE IT

 

[Robert Jan]

would you with a new girl?
worried about STDs?

Yes, definately.

No. I realise there is a risk, but it's worth taking

 

[Robert Jan]

My favorite thing to do wth our g/f's is to go down on them for as long as she can take it. I just love the pussy as much as I love the cock. The pussy is more of a toy and it can be molded by your tongue moreso than the cock. More areas to stimulate, lick, linger at, finger and suck on and drive her wild. Guys are simpler. Or maybe it's just because I know my guy so well and am still learning my g/f's likes/dislikes.

It's easy and simple to get a guy off. It's harder to get him off better than he ever has gotten off before. Just because you can make him cum doesn't mean you shouldn't try to keep improving... I nutted the first time I got head, but I've gotten off 100 times harder since. then again you are experienced and openminded and im sure you acquired skills

What do you do whe you bring a girl to orgasm and she tries to push your head away? Sometimes I just go back and let her recover but other times I'm wanting to go fof multiples and I fight her thighs, keeping my mouth to her sweetness and make her cum again against her will.

My gf is serious it actually gets PAINFUL afterwards, not just a little raw or anything. She really wants me to stop. Which is understandable because she needs it licked rather firmly for a long time... She's got a fairly heavy trigger, which I have heard is connected to youth in girls. I can still lick it really really gently afterwards, which she appreciates, but doesn't make her cum

The only way she seems to be able to cum twice in a row is if the first one is very mild and the second one is the real one.

 

[Robert Jan]

eating box is on the top 3 of shit in my life i could doall day the other eat pizza and get head

If you eat pizza all day for a few months, nobody will want to have sex with you anymore

 

[ChefWide]

ahhhh.. i will be pleased to have these opportunities once again to show a special lady what I am about.

Its tough when the act you most enjoy, the giving... real giving.. is denied you. Much worse by far is to be denied the ability to give than not receiving.

 

[Robert Jan]

ahhhh.. i will be pleased to have these opportunities once again to show a special lady what I am about.

Its tough when the act you most enjoy, the giving... real giving.. is denied you. Much worse by far is to be denied the ability to give than not receiving.

there's women who won't let you?

I'd slap them and chastise them for being stupid stuck up bitches prolly

 

[Smurfy]

yeah this one girl I know, she has the most beautiful, sweetest, best tasting, juiciest pussy I have ever had the pleasure to get near.

I wish I coudl like snuggle up in her pants and just live there.

 

[delete]

what happens about the bad taste and/or smell? How do you get used to that?

 

[SoKlueles]

i have a whole new appreciation for RJ now

 

[coverguy]

for once i agree with you RJ. that is definitely one of my favorite things in the world. most times, i'd rather go down than have sex or have someone go down on me.

 

[dugie65]

i agree, having control of someones pleasure is quite a feeling, i could go down for hours if the girl would let me.

 

[marshallmadman]

yeah this one girl I know, she has the most beautiful, sweetest, best tasting, juiciest pussy I have ever had the pleasure to get near.

I wish I coudl like snuggle up in her pants and just live there.

I know a girl like that too, and I miss her.

 

[Robert Jan]

what happens about the bad taste and/or smell? How do you get used to that?

Unless she does not wash, or uses lots of androgens, there won't BE one
Its got a taste and smell but not a strong or bothersome one

If its clean and shaven and you think it smells bad, you are like, gay or something. That's the smell and taste of success and happiness

 

[hamstershaver]

what happens about the bad taste and/or smell? How do you get used to that?

lmao

 

[Robert Jan]

lmao

Hammy this is a totally clear no hammy enter no hammy thread man

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

word man. i loves the pussy.

Some girls are fuckin weird though and they're ashamed of their twat. I've had girls refuse to let me go down on them and frankly I can't deal with that because I'm too selfless when it comes to sex.

There's nothing better than going down on a girl for the first time and she doesn't expect it. I'll always go down on her first, rock her world, and then she's hooked.

 

[Robert Jan]

word man. i loves the pussy.

Some girls are fuckin weird though and they're ashamed of their twat. I've had girls refuse to let me go down on them and frankly I can't deal with that because I'm too selfless when it comes to sex.

There's nothing better than going down on a girl for the first time and she doesn't expect it. I'll always go down on her first, rock her world, and then she's hooked.

very good, my bro, very good

I don't like how you use the word selfless though, it still implies you do it only for her.

I enjoy it as clearly you do too, if we enjoy it because she does, that does not make us selfless

In the end all actions are motivated selfishly, but some people find joy in giving. Even the most selfless of thinkable acts, such as sacrificing your life to save another are selfish in that you seek after your own honour and purpose.

 

[lilsuperman]

Even before I ever had sex, as a virgin, I'd fantasize about licking pussy rather than fucking.

The very first time I got my gf alone I went down on her, even before getting a bj, fucking, or even getting undressed myself...

I'll do it even when she does not want me to. (though she typically changes her mind about that after about 5 seconds)

I enjoy the taste.

I enjoy even simply being as close as possible to the best thing in the universe, which is vagina.

I'll do it right after I nut in there

my gf gives great head but even if she never did it once I'd still go downtown.

I never really stop until she pushes me off because it's starting to hurt or whatever.

I wake her up with my tongue all the time.

lol if a girl wont let me eat her and i know she dont have n e thing then ill fuck her and never do it again...

 

[Robert Jan]

lol if a girl wont let me eat her and i know she dont have n e thing then ill fuck her and never do it again...

I dont understand exactly what you mean

yuo'll never be with her again?

I'm not sure if I'd do that...

Í'd probably keep her as a booty call if i could but i couldnt be in love with her

 

[lilsuperman]

no doubt bro... i mean yea i might fuck her again but not likely to many booty calls want some numbers lol

 

[SuperDawgy]

I've yet to meet a pussy that i won't give a good tongue thrashing to. I have gone down on EVERY girl that i have ever gone out with. It's a prereq! I used to ask if they liked getting licked, if they said yes...it was on, if they said no...oh well!

 

[Robert Jan]

I would be frustrated as hell if i was with a girl who wont get licked

 

[SuperDawgy]

I would be frustrated as hell if i was with a girl who wont get licked

I've met a few that were really uneasy about it because they were worried about their "freshness"... but once they let me at it, it's all over with. Lifetime addict!

 

[Robert Jan]

Good stuff.

 

[Werd]

OK.... I am starting to "get it" with guys who LOVE the pussy.

I had a guy (a decent "un-relationship" so far) go down on me even though I was menstruating. (NEVER been done before). The first three times I got off, I still had the tampon in so no "flo", but the last time around he was ready to do a bit of fucking... after a really short time doing the old in/out he pulled out and just wanted to keep going down... He got me off pretty well. Everytime I cum on a guy's tongue I LOVE to taste me on his lips and face, something about my taste mixing with the oils on his skin and the saliva of a man just makes me NUTS! And this time it was even more titilating because of the blood - something sort of taboo I guess. I was shocked, there was no wierd taste, it was actually sweet as well.

I gotta have another bootay call.

 

[marshallmadman]

OK.... I am starting to "get it" with guys who LOVE the pussy.

I had a guy (a decent "un-relationship" so far) go down on me even though I was menstruating. (NEVER been done before). The first three times I got off, I still had the tampon in so no "flo", but the last time around he was ready to do a bit of fucking... after a really short time doing the old in/out he pulled out and just wanted to keep going down... He got me off pretty well. Everytime I cum on a guy's tongue I LOVE to taste me on his lips and face, something about my taste mixing with the oils on his skin and the saliva of a man just makes me NUTS! And this time it was even more titilating because of the blood - something sort of taboo I guess. I was shocked, there was no wierd taste, it was actually sweet as well.

I gotta have another bootay call.

You dirty old woman.

 

[treilin]

Man you just have ran into the wrong girls!!! If I could find a guy like that ohhhhhh he would be done!

 

[Werd]

You dirty old woman.

LOL My exboyfriend went down on me when I still technically had my period but it was during that time when there is still a tiny bit of "sumthin" showing up but not enough to really call it anything. The ladies know what I am talking about. I was VERY hesitant to let him go down (he also LUVD to eat me). His EXACT WORDS were, "Sweetheart I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOU... I actually envy your children because they got to come out of you." *sigh*

Anyways...

But this was full on THE DAY AFTER I started to menstruate. I NEVER bleed heavily, but still it felt odd. He didn't mind AT ALL and as I said, it actually tasted sweet, like I usually do sooooooooo it was all good.

 

[marshallmadman]

LOL My exboyfriend went down on me when I still technically had my period but it was during that time when there is still a tiny bit of "sumthin" showing up but not enough to really call it anything. The ladies know what I am talking about. I was VERY hesitant to let him go down (he also LUVD to eat me). His EXACT WORDS were, "Sweetheart I LOVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES FROM YOU... I actually envy your children because they got to come out of you." *sigh*

Anyways...

But this was full on THE DAY AFTER I started to menstruate. I NEVER bleed heavily, but still it felt odd. He didn't mind AT ALL and as I said, it actually tasted sweet, like I usually do sooooooooo it was all good.

I am a period cunnilingus dabbler myself. I've earned my red wings on many occasions. It's all good girl.

 

[marshallmadman]

Man you just have ran into the wrong girls!!! If I could find a guy like that ohhhhhh he would be done!

Here I am.

 

[Robert Jan]

I've earned my red wings....

Dont mind it much. Kinda different taste, no biggie

 

[lilsuperman]

havnt earned my red wings yet... but hm... thought bout it... but she wouldnt let me... but now im single... guess i might get it a try whos in line first... lol

 

[sigweed]

ive yet to meet a girl who doesnt like it, but undoubtably there will be some

as for red wings... i dont forsee myself ever doing that, just seems gross... so who knows, id have to REAAAAAAAAAAALLY be in the moment though

 

[Robert Jan]

ive yet to meet a girl who doesnt like it, but undoubtably there will be some

as for red wings... i dont forsee myself ever doing that, just seems gross... so who knows, id have to REAAAAAAAAAAALLY be in the moment though

yeah I wouldn't initiate it knowing shes on the rag

but when we're making out and i get horny and it just happens then it won't stop me

 

[Werd]

Sigweed and Mr Jan... that is pretty much what the dude told me. It wasn't that he was looking to do that just because it was that time of the month. But he flatly said, "At that moment that is EXACTLY what I wanted."

...and I was more than happy to oblige him!

So now I know that my pussy is sweet REGARDLESS of the time of month.

 

[theoak01]

damn werd,I wish girls my age were as open to trying new things as you.

I often find myself not satisfied because the women I have had relations with are not open or comfortable enough to try different things

 

[Robert Jan]

I dont ive ever gone down while she was in the midst of a rag. but sometimes there was a bit of blood as she was starting or finishing a period.

We dont see each other that much and when we do its all about sex so she plans these visits away from periods.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

As long as the girl's clean and trimmed, I could leave my face down there forever, even fall asleep with my mouth pressed up to it. What a mushy mound of pure goodness.

 

[Robert Jan]

As long as the girl's clean and trimmed, I could leave my face down there forever, even fall asleep with my mouth pressed up to it. What a mushy mound of pure goodness.

I have this kind of desire to fall asleep with my head lying on pussy too but it proves inpractical in practise, specially when you dont have a 10 foot long bed

Theres simply this strong affection towards it. like just being closer calms you down and feels good and stuff.

I wouldnt be surprised if theres a deeper unconscious returning to the womb aspect of psychology here. Although I fucking hate it when people break it down like that, thats not hot.

Don't worry im not all mush I can be dominant in bed too. Just the other day I strapped my girl down with 4 belts and shagged her rotten till she screamed.

I actually imagine i'd only feel this way when really being in a relationship. on a booty call i may feel different. but i dont know. never had one of those

 

[luciano]

I agree with u with pussy eating but receiving Bj is better , yummmmmmm and fucking is fucking !

 

[courtneybcca]

ahhhh.. i will be pleased to have these opportunities once again to show a special lady what I am about.

Its tough when the act you most enjoy, the giving... real giving.. is denied you. Much worse by far is to be denied the ability to give than not receiving.

goodness where have you been all my life Hee hee

 

[Dial_tone]

I love to eat pussy if the woman cums easily. It's depressing to be down there 20-30 minutes before anything happens. Luckily my current partner can easily produce 3 big ones within 15 minutes or so. I luv it when she grabs me by the head and starts grinding that thing in my mouth while i'm gripping that ass. woo hoo! WHO WANTS SOME?

 

[pintoca]

I think we need to bump this magnificent Kitty Licking Thread... Jens, Klu... Bring it on!!!!

 

[Forge]

Some girls are fuckin weird though and they're ashamed of their twat. I've had girls refuse to let me go down on them and frankly I can't deal with that because I'm too selfless when it comes to sex.

My ex-wife was like that, she was extremely self concsious about my face being down there. It's not that she didn't enjoy the act, she just felt so uncomfortable with my face being that close to her vagina. Same with the ass. If she was a little drunk then I could get away with it, but I can count the number of good quality "down on her" times we've had on one hand in the seven years we were together.

When it came to fucking she was an animal, when it came to giving me head she was one of the best I've ever had, but 69's and me going down on her were just not part of our sex life.

To be honest, it's been so long since I've done that to a woman that I'll probably be a little nervous the next time I do it. Maybe I should start doing tongue exercises now.

 

[pintoca]

Man that story brought a tear to my eye... there is NOTHING that can be compared to a good kitty licking session and a woman that appreciates it. I went down on girls I KNEW for a fact would not return it... hell, you gotta show the kitty some love!!!

 

[swole]

This thread is worthless without pretty kitty pics.

 

[Gymgurl]

Hey is Robert Jan still around?

 

[dicedgunz]

Hey is Robert Jan still around?

No, but i am, for any sexual desires you might ask for!!!



----ph did i mention i'm coming home soon!!

 

[Snarling Force]

Red wings here too. What about eagle's wings? Anyone? Or is that just a sick myth?

 

[*MissFit*]

this room has been busy today

 

[buffer1]

Even before I ever had sex, as a virgin, I'd fantasize about licking pussy rather than fucking.

The very first time I got my gf alone I went down on her, even before getting a bj, fucking, or even getting undressed myself...

I'll do it even when she does not want me to. (though she typically changes her mind about that after about 5 seconds)

I enjoy the taste.

I enjoy even simply being as close as possible to the best thing in the universe, which is vagina.

I'll do it right after I nut in there

my gf gives great head but even if she never did it once I'd still go downtown.

I never really stop until she pushes me off because it's starting to hurt or whatever.

I wake her up with my tongue all the time.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Yeah, there's something about being down there in the nitty gritty that's so primally sexual, and knowing it turns her on so much gets me excited too.

 

[pintoca]

finger lickin good!!!!