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if you were about to do the hottest girl of your dreams and you get her panties off

1. Tell her "I'll be right back."
2. Rush out to my car and snag the pine scented air freshener.
3. Hang it on her ass.
4. Hit it like it owes me money.
 
I've done it, didn't say a word, hit it hard like it my last piece of tang and took a shower emediately after
 
SoreArms said:
I've done it, didn't say a word, hit it hard like it my last piece of tang and took a shower emediately after
Yup, I'd do her, but I wouldn't DATY though. She's gotta be moderately clean for that.
 
I'd do it, go back for seconds at a later date and see if it was a one time thing or if it was a cronic wicked stench. If it still snelled sour the 2nd time around I'd be out..
 
I would ask politly if she had taken a shower that day

But I would still hit it for sure
just wouldnt lick the kitty...
 
fellas fellas fellas.. there's a definate better solution.. without offending her.. take her in the shoowerr.. if available.. finger bang her.. clean that shit out a little bit.. go down on her in the shower.. she thinks its hot.. if it still stinks.. just pick her up and pin her against the shower wall and nail her.. or make her face the wall and nail her from behind.. get some soap and rub it all over her and then she will smell like flowers.. yum.. nothing like scented flowers nailing a girl in the shower..
 
General-K said:
I would ask politly if she had taken a shower that day

But I would still hit it for sure
just wouldnt lick the kitty...
yeah right! If this is a chick you're going to bang for the first time, you aren't going to say shit! If it's someone you've been with a few times and this smell is an anomole from the norm then it's possible that some of us would have the nads to bring it up.
 
SoreArms said:
yeah right! If this is a chick you're going to bang for the first time, you aren't going to say shit! If it's someone you've been with a few times and this smell is an anomole from the norm then it's possible that some of us would have the nads to bring it up.


OK so i would just hit it anyways

no way im gonna turn down kitty.
 
monsterMMF said:
fellas fellas fellas.. there's a definate better solution.. without offending her.. take her in the shoowerr.. if available.. finger bang her.. clean that shit out a little bit.. go down on her in the shower.. she thinks its hot.. if it still stinks.. just pick her up and pin her against the shower wall and nail her.. or make her face the wall and nail her from behind.. get some soap and rub it all over her and then she will smell like flowers.. yum.. nothing like scented flowers nailing a girl in the shower..

That just takes too much time.
 
Raina said:
I have no idea how all of these women out there aparently know that things aren't right down there. lol

A profound statement from someone who obviously has everything
"right down there" except the fake "KB" tattoo.

:heart:
 
I'd rip a hole in the condom and say "well, looks like we gotta have buttsex instead"
 
ive actually been in that situation...couldnt take the smell and left her spread eagle on the bed stinking up the room
 
You guys are full of shit...women can't smell that bad....who the hell are you guys doing that would stink like that?
 
Actually, I would suggest we take a shower together, so I don't get too excited too quickly, then wash her up good. If the odour is caused by anything other than hygiene, she probably knows it already.
 
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