If someone finds my sex drive lying around........

[psychedout]

This reminds me of a pick-up line "I seem to have lost my V-card, can I have yours?"

 

[theoak01]

im 19 and could go without sex for weeks man,I still pull it but thats more like a maintenance thing, and my girl is smoking hot so I cant understand it.

 

[tiger88]

did ya find it?

 

[Gymgurl]

Maybe we can take a collection up and get you a new one!!

 

[DepressiveJuice]

pops its normal to lose your sex drive at your age. just happens when youre an old fuck pops- it only gets worse. but youre single, and cant get pussy, so it really doesnt matter

 

[Tiervexx]

I bet you the Bushbarians STOLE IT

 

[Testosterone boy]

Don't you boys worry about test boy. I sleep with a boner every night unless my willy is sore.

My willy is usually sore.

Sucks.

Real bad.


And then some.

 

[DepressiveJuice]

theres something about an old man calling his penis 'willy' thats wrong in so many levels...