I went out and bought a dildo last night

[SoKlueles]

My friends dildo was so tempting...that I thought I would go out and purchase me one. It is pink with ridges in the middle(for my pleasure) it has a stimulator.....and the top rotates...also for my pleasure. I cant wait to use it!!!!!!!!

 

[hamstershaver]

time to buy some stock in energizer

 

[Dial_tone]

Nice! Let us know how things go (or cum) with it. I still think you need a butt plug too. I sent my fuck buddy a vibrator, cock shaped dildo, buttplug and one of those Hitachi Magic Wand things. I'm suprised she still needs me anymore. LOL

 

[SoKlueles]

I cant wait. Im looking for apts today

 

[corythosaurus]

If you need help...................

 

[hamstershaver]

im betting the pink ridges in the middle get worn down to nothing within 2 weeks

 

[SoKlueles]

nah....just till the trucker gets here

 

[plowboy]

did you say trucker or fucker.

 

[hamstershaver]

nah....just till the trucker gets here

wow such high standards you have

 

[SoKlueles]

dont want a bf.....just sex

 

[pharmguy]

what will you name this dildo?

 

[SoKlueles]

the lil hamster?

 

[hamstershaver]

ive told you 1000000 times you arent funny

 

[Dial_tone]

Just call him Bob...Battery Operated Boyfriend.

 

[plowboy]

just call him big plowboy.

 

[SoKlueles]

hahahah cute

 

[Dial_tone]

Can I call you and listen to you using it? Seriously.

 

[hamstershaver]

a conference call sounds good to me

 

[sweetnes11]

I was thinking of letting Soklueles rent a room , my hubby likes the Idea. I didn't tell her we don't have an extra bed room, she will haveto share with us.

 

[hamstershaver]

I was thinking of letting Soklueles rent a room , my hubby likes the Idea. I didn't tell her we don't have an extra bed room, she will haveto share with us.

now i know you 2 are getting it on, post pics dammit

 

[plowboy]

i smell a threesome wish i was hubby.

 

[SoKlueles]

doesnt have to be her hubby

 

[hamstershaver]

doesnt have to be her hubby

can i get in???

 

[SoKlueles]

um.......let me think about it and get back with u

 

[Dial_tone]

Somehow I don't think she's really gonna give it much thought.

 

[SoKlueles]

LOL

 

[hamstershaver]

Somehow I don't think she's really gonna give it much thought.

i think your right

 

[SoKlueles]

lots of thought.....but can we leave sweetnes out?

 

[hamstershaver]

lots of thought.....but can we leave sweetnes out?

that sort of defeats the purpose of a 3some dont ya think????

 

[SoKlueles]

well it was worth a try

 

[hamstershaver]

well it was worth a try

i wanna hit both of your kitties at once and see the big boobies bouncing

 

[Dial_tone]

Post a pic of the dildo.

 

[plowboy]

i wanna lick one and hit the other kitty.

 

[SoKlueles]

dang u men lol

 

[hamstershaver]

dang u men lol

are we getting you moist??

 

[SoKlueles]

no comment

 

[plowboy]

all wet. im hard.

 

[Dial_tone]

Post a pic of the dildo.

No seriously. Can you hold it up for us?
You should know by now I don't joke about sexual perversion.