I was told last night by a girl I had slept with that I had a small penis.

[Wulfgar]

hellllllllllllll NO! I LOVE men.
I love to do freaky things to them.

I can vouch for that!!

i never told anyone what happened olympia weekend in Vegas...

 

[rnch]

why do you think so many guys let me stick it in their asses?

corrected for reality

 

[Wulfgar]

^^^

 

[binö]

here's your first lesson: ALWAYS make sure your ass is clean

if the men you date/associate with have dirty asses, you need to step up the quality of bros you are dating

 

[rykertest]

Lol @ gotta kick her to the curb...should have been done before the post......and tell her it wouldn't seem so small if you couldn't fly a 747 into her vagina...

like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[caligirl]

if the men you date/associate with have dirty asses, you need to step up the quality of bros you are dating

Not me babe, but I sure have heard some stories.

 

[rnch]

if the men you date/associate with have dirty asses, you need to step up the quality of bros you are dating

didn't i send u this in a karma message?

 

[needtogetarmy]

lol

 

[Peterlumberjack]

Dont worry bro. I've been told several times.

"thats it"
"just because you have a small penis"
"cute"

yet another less insulting variation

"its perfect because im such a small girl"

 

[Wulfgar]

^^ good bro material