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I was told last night by a girl I had slept with that I had a small penis.

Lol @ gotta kick her to the curb...should have been done before the post......and tell her it wouldn't seem so small if you couldn't fly a 747 into her vagina...
 
the next time she's giving you a blow job, grab her by the back of the head and jam that little fucker as far down her throat as you can. . .after she's done throwing up on you (it's about time you get thrown up on anyway), then kick her to the curb. . .
 
I could never understand women who would be impressed by a big member as if there was some great *accomplishment* on the man's part for being born with those genetics.

Good God, I still remember the dumb old broads at the last office job I had bout 20 or so years ago who would brag about how painfull sex was with their partners. And yes, they were REALLY dumb if they knew *that little* about sex by their age.

Ummmmmm ok. Made me want to be them REAL BAD. :rolleyes: Call me crazy but I was always more impressed with a man's SKILL in and out of the bedroom. The size of his pecker had ZERO to do with any aspect of SKILL.

Any woman or man who would knock their partner's body should be bitchslapped - period.
 
ya ive moved past the vomiting..thanks samoth :coffee:

and the odd thing was she felt tight...like almost too tight

maybe ill just fist her...that should fix the problem nicely


and yes BM, i totally agree with you..some chicks are really weird about that stuff
 
LOL@the newsclip.

I'm sorry I just do not understand what the big deal over a man's penis size is as this has NOTHING to do with his skill as a lover.

Any woman who would say something remotely close to this doesnt know her pussyhole from a hole in the ground and would do better to be avoided. I mean, gentlemen, why would you WANT to stick your winkie into a hole in the ground? :worried:
 
slat1 said:
I would keep her around.
If she thinks it is small then clearly she should have no problem taking it up the ass all day long!
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lmfao...


Lemons = Lemonade!
 
:lmao:


Post pictures of it erect next to a ruler and we will tell you the truth.
 
Wulfgar said:
She actually told me i must be part japanese.

the small penis insult I can take


but I dont dig on rascism

I gotta kick this bitch to the curb.
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You should have said I'm not surprised you think it's small because your pussy is so big. I'm sure you've had comments from men before about how loose and undesireable it is, but don't worry I'll still screw you if you pay me for.
 
javaguru said:
Lol @ gotta kick her to the curb...should have been done before the post......and tell her it wouldn't seem so small if you couldn't fly a 747 into her vagina...
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lol. that was funny. Thank God no man has ever said that to me :worried: Hmmm..wonder if they thought it though. now that i think about it...NOT funny
 
Wulfgar said:
She actually told me i must be part japanese.

the small penis insult I can take


but I dont dig on rascism

I gotta kick this bitch to the curb.
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that's just fucked up!!! LMFAO!!! yeah kick that bitch to curb across the street!!
 
I am glad someone found the picture of my CXT....
posting that probably doesnt help my cause

:sulk:
 
bones1435 said:
lol. that was funny. Thank God no man has ever said that to me :worried: Hmmm..wonder if they thought it though. now that i think about it...NOT funny
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depends..you ever tell a guy to his face he is hung like a lightswitch?
 
javaguru said:
Lol @ gotta kick her to the curb...should have been done before the post......and tell her it wouldn't seem so small if you couldn't fly a 747 into her vagina...
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The large vagina episode on Curb Your Enthusiasm is sweet.
 
i had a girl say to me that my dick wsnt that impressive. i told her that my cock actually gained or lost an inch depending on how hot the girl was (it actually does)

she got kinda upset lol

:evil:
 
lolololololololol

GoldenDelicious said:
i had a girl say to me that my dick wsnt that impressive. i told her that my cock actually gained or lost an inch depending on how hot the girl was (it actually does)

she got kinda upset lol

:evil:
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GoldenDelicious said:
i had a girl say to me that my dick wsnt that impressive. i told her that my cock actually gained or lost an inch depending on how hot the girl was (it actually does)

she got kinda upset lol

:evil:
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thats fucking priceless come back. but..... for you to be on the subject of size, the sex must have been pretty crappy. if it was good there would be no discussion.
 
caligirl said:
thats fucking priceless come back. but..... for you to be on the subject of size, the sex must have been pretty crappy. if it was good there would be no discussion.
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actually, the topic came up because she wanted to be my girlfriend and didnt like that i didnt want the same commitment. she was just mad and wanted me to feel bad

as the story goes we shagged a few times after she realized that i want rejecting her its just that im not the relationshippy type :)
 
Wulfgar said:
She actually told me i must be part japanese.

the small penis insult I can take


but I dont dig on rascism

I gotta kick this bitch to the curb.
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even my penis would look tiny up against your massive quads....




:rainbow:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
actually, the topic came up because she wanted to be my girlfriend and didnt like that i didnt want the same commitment. she was just mad and wanted me to feel bad

as the story goes we shagged a few times after she realized that i want rejecting her its just that im not the relationshippy type :)
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isint that funny... I have thrown out that remark myself cause I was pissed off at my 2nd xhusband. but he really wasnt small, he just sucked in bed. the selfish type. he never was any good, I though i could teach him but he was a closed minded tight ass.
 
caligirl said:
isint that funny... I have thrown out that remark myself cause I was pissed off at my 2nd xhusband. but he really wasnt small, he just sucked in bed. the selfish type. he never was any good, I though i could teach him but he was a closed minded tight ass.
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teach me?
 
caligirl said:
isint that funny... I have thrown out that remark myself cause I was pissed off at my 2nd xhusband. but he really wasnt small, he just sucked in bed. the selfish type. he never was any good, I though i could teach him but he was a closed minded tight ass.
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hater
 
GoldenDelicious said:
i had a girl say to me that my dick wsnt that impressive. i told her that my cock actually gained or lost an inch depending on how hot the girl was (it actually does)

she got kinda upset lol

:evil:
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Great comeback you australian pousti.
 
caligirl said:
hellllllllllllll NO! I LOVE men.
I love to do freaky things to them.
:p :evil:
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I can vouch for that!!
:chomp: :chomp:
i never told anyone what happened olympia weekend in Vegas... :p
 
caligirl said:
here's your first lesson: ALWAYS make sure your ass is clean
:)
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if the men you date/associate with have dirty asses, you need to step up the quality of bros you are dating
 
javaguru said:
Lol @ gotta kick her to the curb...should have been done before the post......and tell her it wouldn't seem so small if you couldn't fly a 747 into her vagina...
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like throwin a hot dog down a hallway.
 
Bino said:
if the men you date/associate with have dirty asses, you need to step up the quality of bros you are dating
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didn't i send u this in a karma message? :evil: :artist:
 
Dont worry bro. I've been told several times.

"thats it"
"just because you have a small penis"
"cute"

yet another less insulting variation

"its perfect because im such a small girl"
 
Tell her that even a 747 looks small in the grand canyon
 
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