I was told last night by a girl I had slept with that I had a small penis.

[Sub-Zero]

isint that funny... I have thrown out that remark myself cause I was pissed off at my 2nd xhusband. but he really wasnt small, he just sucked in bed. the selfish type. he never was any good, I though i could teach him but he was a closed minded tight ass.

teach me?

 

[caligirl]

teach me?

here's your first lesson: ALWAYS make sure your ass is clean

 

[GoldenDelicious]

isint that funny... I have thrown out that remark myself cause I was pissed off at my 2nd xhusband. but he really wasnt small, he just sucked in bed. the selfish type. he never was any good, I though i could teach him but he was a closed minded tight ass.

hater

 

[caligirl]

hater

hellllllllllllll NO! I LOVE men.
I love to do freaky things to them.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

hellllllllllllll NO! I LOVE men.
I love to do freaky things to them.

the freakiest thing a girl ever did to me was clean my kitchen. beat THAT, bish!

 

[HS Lifter]

i had a girl say to me that my dick wsnt that impressive. i told her that my cock actually gained or lost an inch depending on how hot the girl was (it actually does)

she got kinda upset lol

Great comeback you australian pousti.

 

[MichaelScott]

i didnt think it was possible i thought all ef guys had 12" wangs

 

[Sub-Zero]

here's your first lesson: ALWAYS make sure your ass is clean

it is

 

[Wulfgar]

lol that's awesome wulfgar has a small penis
hahahahahhahahahahh

why do you think so many girls let me stick it in their asses?

 

[Wulfgar]

even my penis would look tiny up against your massive quads....