I was a wittness to Black on Black Crime @

[Strongbow]

its finest. Left work yesterday afternoon, Mrs. SB calls and says, "Hey Yo, Chosen One" I was like, Yeah OK, what you want? She was like a Latte from Micky D's, so I was like, Yea OK, but its gonna fucking cost you,she was like ok be more than Happy to pay the price later. So I jet down to Mickey D's, pull thru the drive thru, it is one of those double drive thru deals where you order in two places and then merge back into one line to pick up your shit, a fucking fight waiting to happen. SO this black dude is in the line in front of me, he orders, I pull up to order. There is this thug ass mo fo pulling in to the other side, guy in front of me has clearly ordered and pulled up to get his place in line. This other dip shit orders and then runs all up in this other black dudes shit, gets out and tells him to get the fuck out of his way. Other dude was like I don't want no trouble son, thug proceeds to talk more shit about how he ain't his fucking daddy and how he is about to bust a cap in his ass. Guy sits there for a moment and listens to all this shit, by this time my fucking blood is boiling about the time I got to put my shit in park this older black guy gets the fuck out, dude is like 6 fucking 4 and at least 280, and this piss ant sized 100 pound mutha fucker just looks up at him like WTF. Big Dude proceeds to beat the fuck out of skinny thug, picks him up by the seat of his baggy ass pants and literally throws him back into the car he got out of. I laughed till I fucking cried, funniest shit I have ever seen in my life, completely fucking awsome. Goes without saying, there is a big ass diffrence between black folks and punk ass ngrs. Of course the Police arrive to throw both in jail. One of the officers was a good friend of mine, so I pulled over and got out, told my bro what happened and that the thug bitch attacked the other guy. He then goes over to the car, get the older black guy out takes the cuffs off, speaks with him for a sec and then lets him go. The lil skinny bish was in the back of the car kicking and screaming and bleeding. I told home boy they should have called an AMBALAMPS, for that bish. Anyways it was fucking awsome, the right guy got his ass beat and sent to jail, justice doesn't happen often, but this time it did.

 

[Smurfy]

awesome

 

[SouthernLord]

Fuck yo paragraphs nigga

 

[SouthernLord]

Ok. I just read that monster of a paragraph. No easy feat while on teh jesusPhone in traffic. Good shit bro. I've witnessed similar acts of stupidity. If you're gonna talk shit you best be able to back it up.

 

[mustang_00]

if we're not allowed to write in CAPS there should be a automatic paragraph option. at least we'd all look like well educated mofo's around hur.

 

[twenty47]

lol i saw something kinda like this one time. i wasnt really sure what was going on but people were beaping. next thing you know one dude pulls into the meadian and another follows. guy in the 2nd car gets out of his and hustles up to the first car. all of a sudden the guy in the first car gets out and u see a monster of a man roll out of this car. he was a 6'4 lumberjack of a man lol. other dude points and talks shit and gets back in his car.

was a hilarious site. obviously not as epic as seeing a beat down though.

 

[Strongbow]

I honestly think that maybe one the, if not the greateast things I have ever seen, best part was when the cops had the guy pulled over to the side cuffed, he just kept saying he was tired of punk ass ngrs fucking up things for black people and giving good hard working black folks a bad name. Which I totally agree with cuz, guy was a good hard working black guy just trying to get a Happy Meal for his lil girl. More people should fucking stand up against this shit and put an end to it.

 

[Strongbow]

lol i saw something kinda like this one time. i wasnt really sure what was going on but people were beaping. next thing you know one dude pulls into the meadian and another follows. guy in the 2nd car gets out of his and hustles up to the first car. all of a sudden the guy in the first car gets out and u see a monster of a man roll out of this car. he was a 6'4 lumberjack of a man lol. other dude points and talks shit and gets back in his car.

was a hilarious site. obviously not as epic as seeing a beat down though.

LOLZ it was like cuz had a lil chicken by the neck, at one time lil thugs pants were all the way down round his ankles, funny shit bro, and completely justified.

 

[twenty47]

LOLZ it was like cuz had a lil chicken by the neck, at one time lil thugs pants were all the way down round his ankles, funny shit bro, and completely justified.

haha the baggy pants is always a big hinder in a fight. so many ngrs online get beat up when their pants are down.

you see that video of that white dude at a fast food place getting beat up by some other smaller dude?? kid gets wrestled to the ground and just struggles while the other dude asks him if hes done. meanwhile his shorts keep coming down and his fat ass is hanging out with maybe a little weiner poking out.

 

[Strongbow]

Fuck yo paragraphs nigga

Fuck Yo Nigga, yo don't tells me hows my parographs sposed to bes, I bust caps in yo ass cuz. (Gives his best Lil Jon Mean Mug)