i wanna nail my massage lady

[smokingunz00]

she's got a tight body and she's 50. god i would love to nail her. and i love being naked on that table. she was telling me last time how she dont wanna date anyone but she would like to have someone just to fuck because she's a master at it. then she said she really wants to fuck someone on this full moon coming up....i know i'd like to be that wolf howling.......oooooewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokin

 

[smokingunz00]

no one else can relate???

 

[gsxr1000]

Ohhhh, you wanna happy ending for you??!!

 

[MsBeverlyHills]

ask her for a release massage

 

[Friscochick]

I need a massage!

Ms Beverly hills huh.. wooooo la la la

 

[zkm]

Ms BeverlyHills are you offering ? Not that far from me

ask her for a release massage

 

[PatBateman]

she's got a tight body and she's 50. god i would love to nail her. and i love being naked on that table. she was telling me last time how she dont wanna date anyone but she would like to have someone just to fuck because she's a master at it. then she said she really wants to fuck someone on this full moon coming up....i know i'd like to be that wolf howling.......oooooewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokin

If this is what she really said, then you should bang her! Bend her over that table and rail away, at 50 she could use a little jumpstart!

 

[Spectre]

she's got a tight body and she's 50. god i would love to nail her. and i love being naked on that table. she was telling me last time how she dont wanna date anyone but she would like to have someone just to fuck because she's a master at it. then she said she really wants to fuck someone on this full moon coming up....i know i'd like to be that wolf howling.......oooooewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokin

Do you need a telegram?

 

[Frackal]

lol no shit

 

[Robert Jan]

lol man. your worse than me
you wouldn`t spot a hint if it beat the fucking shit out of you.

 

[Longhorn85]

You should have pulled off that damn towel to reveal your no-doubt hard dick so she could have started slobbing away.

What kills me is how some men pay to get massages by OTHER MEN! Fuck that, it I pay for a massage it is from a woman and I am thinking bad thoughts the entire time.

 

[smokingunz00]

see i dont know. she's a really open lady about what she talks about. so thats why i dont think it was a hint. and then she says she doens't date clinents, but then again she didn't say she doesn't fuck them......i'm do for another one here soon. i'll see what happens....

 

[Puddles]

Most of the time when I go for a massage it's because I'm hurting bad and I go in for deep tissue more than relaxation. I have a regular woman I go to and I don't get turned on at all. It's theraputic.

There was this one woman I had once though...while I was on my back she was massaging my arms from my shoulders down to my hands in long strokes and every time she did this, her huge braless boobies came stroking my face. All she had covering me was a washcloth over my pubic area and another one on my boobs. Yeah, I was a little turned on, but in reality I wished for a better massage. LOL

 

[Necrophagia]

Nail her dude

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

nail? how romantic!

 

[BucNateR]

This thread started back in Feb. How'd it come back???

What happened with the chick by the way?

 

[ColdCut]

shadowfalcon thinks he/she/it is funny with the ass shaking emoticon

 

[onerepmaximum]

What ever you do, don't crap on her foot. I've been told that's a deal breaker.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

no one else can relate???

 

[ZKaudio]

is it bad form if u get wood?

 

[rvd_brock]

she was telling me last time how she dont wanna date anyone but she would like to have someone just to fuck because she's a master at it. then she said she really wants to fuck someone on this full moon coming up....i know i'd like to be that wolf howling.......oooooewwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
smokin

I beileve this is illegal. But if you're horny.......fuck it.

I'm stoned.

 

[SUPERDIMI]

Next time ask her if she found someone to fuck yet and then mention that you could help her out if she is still looking. Regardless if she is an open person, she knows how men take conversations like that. That old woman knows exactly what she is doing. Tell her you don't know for certain how she meant the last conversation but, it definitely turned you on and now you want to be the one she fucks.

Good luck and bust one for me!

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

wood = good