I think I need a fuck buddy.

[casavant]

Yup. It may have come down to that. I just have no time to date. I'd rather have all that nice intimacy and bla bla bla, but it ain't gonna happen anytime soon. I need to find someone at the bar who just wants to play. I haven't gotten laid in over three months, which is just fucking unacceptable. I'm starting to get a tad irritable.

 

[2Thick]

Your hand is better than any fuck-buddy

 

[PatsFan34]

I don't only want a fuck friend, but I want a freaky fuck friend. I'm an Ass Virgin, does anyone know how it feels to be an ass virgin, It's fucking disturbing!!!!

 

[vinylgroover]

Cas,

I met this drop dead gorgeous prostitute the other day who said she charges by the inch - I can't afford her, but she'd be a cheap fuck for you!

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

Yup. It may have come down to that. I just have no time to date. I'd rather have all that nice intimacy and bla bla bla, but it ain't gonna happen anytime soon. I need to find someone at the bar who just wants to play. I haven't gotten laid in over three months, which is just fucking unacceptable. I'm starting to get a tad irritable.

dude I'm here for the takin'




























jk man don't get a stiffy

 

[casavant]

LOL. Sounds like you got it down, supernav.

I'll keep y'all posted (but don't I always?).

 

[Citruscide]

Stop looking at me like that Cas....

C-ditty

 

[MrMakaveli]

SuperNav's post for Best of Elite, heh

 

[Fonz]

let me help a bro out.

1) go to a big club with lotsa chicks. if fetish/glitter club, even better cuz u can wear less clothing.

2) dress cool, with your body/muscles definately showing.

3) wear something that can act like a converastion piece. eg: a cool pendant, or something written on your shirt. some little red dye in the hair, etc.

4) stand close to bar, but not at it. just to the side. In full view of everyone, so chicks everywhere can see you. Stand there against a railing or whatever, and hold a beer.

5) Just stay there for 15 minutes or whatever. Let women pass by, make eye contact, smile, etc. etc

Now..guaranteed within a hour, you'll have 7 to 10 women smile, say hi, start covnersations, ask you to dance, etc. etc. etc.

Then it's your job now to get real close to them, hold them at the hips, dance dirty, get #'s, ask if they wanna hang after the club closes, blah blah blah. Then fuck their brains out.

ta da.

-= nav =-

LOL

Can we spell P-L-A-Y-E-R.....

Fonz

 

[the People's Champ]

prolly not yer cup of tea but...

it sure is mine

 

[biteme]

let me help a bro out.

1) go to a big club with lotsa chicks. if fetish/glitter club, even better cuz u can wear less clothing.

2) dress cool, with your body/muscles definately showing.

3) wear something that can act like a converastion piece. eg: a cool pendant, or something written on your shirt. some little red dye in the hair, etc.

4) stand close to bar, but not at it. just to the side. In full view of everyone, so chicks everywhere can see you. Stand there against a railing or whatever, and hold a beer.

5) Just stay there for 15 minutes or whatever. Let women pass by, make eye contact, smile, etc. etc

Now..guaranteed within a hour, you'll have 7 to 10 women smile, say hi, start covnersations, ask you to dance, etc. etc. etc.

Then it's your job now to get real close to them, hold them at the hips, dance dirty, get #'s, ask if they wanna hang after the club closes, blah blah blah. Then fuck their brains out.

ta da.

-= nav =-

too much work. I'd rather just spank it.

 

[casavant]

prolly not yer cup of tea but...

Looks good to me.

 

[XBiker]

You and KAYNE are pals, right?

There you go.

 

[Austin316]

fuck intimacy, Ill take sex over love, fuck it all....I need a fuck buddy too

 

[jesus 2]

mmmm fuckbuddy....

PSB??? starfish???

j to da 2

 

[jesus 2]

hehe. You could go for a FAT CHICK! Check this out. Some guy on another board i read admitted doing a fat chick and even POSTED a picture of her! OMFG!

http://www.3si.org/portal/forums/showthread.php?threadid=107907

-= nav =-

LMFAO!!!

 

[casavant]

No fat chick's for me.

 

[biteme]

I was thinking about this at work today. I'm getting tired of whacking it, i'm gonna hold out until I get laid. I will tie my hands behind my back if that's what it takes. Right after you masturbate you lose that motivation of trying to go out and get some. I'm not a whore, I just want 2 or 3 sex partners, I don't think that's asking too much. That's what I'm gonna ask for Christmas, money to pay expensive call girls since I no longer possess the skills to find women that just want to have sex. They all want you to buy them dinner, spend money on them, not much different than a whore but a lot more trouble.

 

[casavant]

I think I may just start throwing out random offers to chickies that have been showing interest at my bouncing gig.

 

[TEXgrl]

it could work Cas! i was listening to some station somewhere and this was the approach some guy used, basically just asking if they wanna fuck....he said 9 out of 10 the answer is no, but sometimes you have the random 1, could be worth it.

keep us posted

 

[Fonz]

it could work Cas! i was listening to some station somewhere and this was the approach some guy used, basically just asking if they wanna fuck....he said 9 out of 10 the answer is no, but sometimes you have the random 1, could be worth it.

keep us posted

You forgot about the 9 slaps in the face........

Fonz

 

[Robert Jan]

LMAO @ fat chick thread

seriously your a huge motherfucker. i dont see nothing other than big bouncers getting all the poon they need and then some

 

[THeMaCHinE]

If you can't find a relationship, what makes you think you can find a fuck buddy? lol...

Like you said, work on some of those girls from your bouncing gig... Should be a prime opportunity...

 

[biteme]

it could work Cas! i was listening to some station somewhere and this was the approach some guy used, basically just asking if they wanna fuck....he said 9 out of 10 the answer is no, but sometimes you have the random 1, could be worth it.

keep us posted

Is it not against the law to go up to a stranger and ask if they want to fuck? Wouldn't that be considered some kind of harrassment or something? If not, I might get the balls up to try it. And I will post on here as to how it went. I just can't imagine that that would not cause some trouble.

 

[HS Lifter]

Biteme,

This is what you say to a poor unsuspecting teenage girl.

Nice shoes, want to have intercourse?

 

[casavant]

If you can't find a relationship, what makes you think you can find a fuck buddy? lol...

Like you said, work on some of those girls from your bouncing gig... Should be a prime opportunity...

I've been hard up for poonanny for two main reasons-

1) I've laid off any kind of regular drinking.

2) I can't drive. Most nights that I bounce, I have to catch a ride home with a bud on his way to his booty call.

 

[biteme]

I've been hard up for poonanny for two main reasons-

1) I've laid off any kind of regular drinking.

2) I can't drive. Most nights that I bounce, I have to catch a ride home with a bud on his way to his booty call.

I don't drink much either. You supply the women, I'll supply the car and hotel if need be. Just don't do what one of my other friends did, he got me to drive him a pretty good ways to a college to see a girl and told me he had me lined up with a great looking chick. The little liar. She was fat. If I weren't such a nice guy I would have stolen his woman. I should have in retrospect.

 

[Taps]

What about hookers? The average call girl charges $100-$300 per session. Heck, you'd spend that much for a night on the town without the gaurentee of getting laid. Also, a hooker is out the door when you're done with her....no BS.

I'm not saying this is something I'd do. lol I doubt I could get it up if I knew the only reason the girl was there was money. Just a brainstorming.

 

[casavant]

What about hookers? The average call girl charges $100-$300 per session. Heck, you'd spend that much for a night on the town without the gaurentee of getting laid. Also, a hooker is out the door when you're done with her....no BS.

I'm not saying this is something I'd do. lol I doubt I could get it up if I knew the only reason the girl was there was money. Just a brainstorming.

LOL. I just got tested HIV negative. I'd rather keep it that way.

 

[alien amp pharm]

2) I can't drive. Most nights that I bounce, I have to catch a ride home with a bud on his way to his booty call.

Didn't you have any criminal friends to help you when you got arrested?
Tip 101: If you get caught with an offense where they might take your driving privileges away, go to the DMV and tell them you lost your driver's license. Then whenever you go in front of the judge on the court date give them the old driver's license. You'll still have the other one.

It worked for me and I even went thru a couple of roadblocks. They never asked a thing. You just gotta be careful about speeding and crap like that.

 

[Dooley]

Biteme,

This is what you say to a poor unsuspecting teenage girl.

Nice shoes, want to have intercourse?

Oh my god.. if I heard some kid ask a girl to fuck and he used the word "intercourse" instead..oh lord I think I'd have to piss my pants laughing just on principle.

 

[THeMaCHinE]

I have to catch a ride home with a bud on his way to his booty call.

Friends that don't share booty calls aren't friends at all...

 

[casavant]

Didn't you have any criminal friends to help you when you got arrested?
Tip 101: If you get caught with an offense where they might take your driving privileges away, go to the DMV and tell them you lost your driver's license. Then whenever you go in front of the judge on the court date give them the old driver's license. You'll still have the other one.

It worked for me and I even went thru a couple of roadblocks. They never asked a thing. You just gotta be careful about speeding and crap like that.

Arkansas solved that by taking away your license on the spot and giving you a little pink slip that expires in thirty day unless you get proven innocent.

Anyway, I just threw this thread up for fun and games. I'm not all that worried about getting laid. What will be, will be.

 

[b fold the truth]

I have thought about it actually...but I have no guts.

Not sure if I could EVER seperate love from sex either...not sure I could even get an erection.

B True

 

[Wynn]

NO

What about hookers? The average call girl charges $100-$300 per session. Heck, you'd spend that much for a night on the town without the gaurentee of getting laid. Also, a hooker is out the door when you're done with her....no BS.

I'm not saying this is something I'd do. lol I doubt I could get it up if I knew the only reason the girl was there was money. Just a brainstorming.

Hey dinner and a movie costs wayyyy less!

 

[PussyDr]

I'm looking for a new fuck buddy

 

[Doktor Bollix]

4 scenes from Casavant's sex-life.

1) (_)=[jjj]D

2) (_)[jjj]=D

3) (_)=[jjj]D

4) (_)[jjj]=D~~~~~~~:O

 

[biteme]

http://www.sextutor.com/masturbation_male.shtml

-= nav =-

Fell out of my chair laughing. That's some funny shit.

 

[alien amp pharm]

4 scenes from Casavant's sex-life.

1) (_)=[jjj]D

2) (_)[jjj]=D

3) (_)=[jjj]D

4) (_)[jjj]=D~~~~~~~:O

That took me a second, but that was funny whenever I figured it out.

 

[casavant]

4 scenes from Casavant's sex-life.

1) (_)=[jjj]D

2) (_)[jjj]=D

3) (_)=[jjj]D

4) (_)[jjj]=D~~~~~~~:O

LOL. Very clever.

Also very true.

 

[casavant]

http://www.sextutor.com/masturbation_male.shtml

-= nav =-

I'll have to bookmark that one.

 

[Wynn]

That is so wrong man

The Melon Baller. "This method comes as close to the feeling of a real pussy or anus as you're ever likely to get!"

You mean ever going to get if you have to resort to this!

 

[Wynn]

Alright Cas!

It's been a week. What's your status? Have you been relieved?

 

[casavant]

Alright Cas!

It's been a week. What's your status? Have you been relieved?

Negative. No worries though.