I need to start keeping my mouth shut so I can get laid.

[milo hobgoblin]

LMFAO!! Bro that shit is funny.. if she didnt laugh at that she is an uptight bitch..

 

[jaded]

Oh yeah, well a girl smiled at me driving by as I walked thru the mall parking lot over the weekend. I am almost in there!

Who feels stupid now!

She wasn't smiling at you, she was trying not to laugh

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Haunted house = $15
Pint of liquor = $10

Having a hot 24 yr old grab onto you tightly whist mashing her boobs against you = Nice.

Going home alone agian = PRICELESS

 

[Hiatussin]

thats not even really funny

I´m all for cockblocking yourself for entertainment when it´s actually funny. this was just mean and lame

 

[alien amp pharm]

thats not even really funny

I´m all for cockblocking yourself for entertainment when it´s actually funny. this was just mean and lame

I'm sorry you didn't like it. I will try harder next time just for you.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

That's actually pretty funny bro.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

im with you aap, i hate those pointy shoes. one time i went out with a girl who turned up wearing them and said (without thinking, as usual) "so...whered you park your broomstick?"

good thing i didnt feel like sex that day

 

[GrandMaster]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Evil_Frisky]

im with you aap, i hate those pointy shoes. one time i went out with a girl who turned up wearing them and said (without thinking, as usual) "so...whered you park your broomstick?"

good thing i didnt feel like sex that day

I love my pointy shoes... damnit

at the very tip there is the finest sharpest little blade. Placed there for the soul purpose of kicking smart ass chumps in the balls when they tease me.

 

[pintoca]

I love my pointy shoes... damnit

at the very tip there is the finest sharpest little blade. Placed there for the soul purpose of kicking smart ass chumps in the balls when they tease me.

pointy shoes remind me of:

PeterPan
Locomia