I need to start keeping my mouth shut so I can get laid.

[Dunk]

You know what you are? You're like a big bear with claws, and with fangs and big fucking teeth, and your thinking to yourself, with these claws "How am I supposed to kill this bunny?"

ill tell you how..you say some shit like this...

"So, did you get your 3 wishes or did you just beat the genie up and take his shoes?"

 

[Lestat]

I would think locking oneself out of said females hotel room would be a more pressing issue than said attempt at wit

lol

 

[alien amp pharm]

When we were going thru the haunted house Sat. night at some point there was this dude with a scary mask screaming at us. I said "Hey Jay look, it's your mother-in-law".

Everybody busted out laughing expect for his wife who was with us. lol.

 

[alien amp pharm]

You couldn't get laid with a deaf person.

It's not your mouth....

Good point.
I suppose the girls think I am out of their league.
Perhaps I should ugly myself up some.

Thanks, you've been a great help. Karma for you.

 

[alien amp pharm]

I would think locking oneself out of said females hotel room would be a more pressing issue than said attempt at wit

The next morning I remember thinking 'Wait a minute, deadbolts don't lock from the outside!'.

I'm starting to think said females didn't want me there at all.

Nah, that couldn't be the case.

*flexes and kisses bicep*

 

[-SD-]

Good point.
I suppose the girls think I am out of their league.
Perhaps I should ugly myself up some.

Thanks, you've been a great help. Karma for you.

Ya also gotta know how to put yourself on the same level as the proletariat. I know, its hard.

 

[rnch]

Oh yeah, well a girl smiled at me driving by as I walked thru the mall parking lot over the weekend. I am almost in there!

Who feels stupid now!

since u r in NE tennessess; it's safe to assume she was smiling at your truck and prolly not at you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

When we were going thru the haunted house Sat. night at some point there was this dude with a scary mask screaming at us. I said "Hey Jay look, it's your mother-in-law".

Everybody busted out laughing expect for his wife who was with us. lol.

so these girls are what? 16?

wtf are you bringing hot babes to the haunted house for? Scary movie yea, cause at least you're sitting close to them.. Fucking haunted house?

Dood we seriously need to talk.

 

[gotmilk]

I suppose the girls think I am out of their league.

You're in the South...there are plenty of girls in your league

 

[alien amp pharm]

so these girls are what? 16?

wtf are you bringing hot babes to the haunted house for? Scary movie yea, cause at least you're sitting close to them.. Fucking haunted house?

Dood we seriously need to talk.

Haunted house = $15
Pint of liquor = $10

Having a hot 24 yr old grab onto you tightly whist mashing her boobs against you = PRICELESS.