I need to start keeping my mouth shut so I can get laid.

[alien amp pharm]

Well here's the second time in a week I've said something to a female to ensure I won't be getting any pootang.

It was me and a buddy drinking beer & throwing darts. Two good looking females we know came in and talked to us. One of the girls had some white, pointy shoes with what looked like glitter all over them.

So out of nowhere I said...
"So, did you get your 3 wishes or did you just beat the genie up and take his shoes?"

 

[seizer]

lmao. Dude, that was quite dorkish of you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You will never get laid

 

[The Shadow]

I would think locking oneself out of said females hotel room would be a more pressing issue than said attempt at wit

 

[alien amp pharm]

You will never get laid

Oh yeah, well a girl smiled at me driving by as I walked thru the mall parking lot over the weekend. I am almost in there!

Who feels stupid now!

 

[FISHTALES]

treat em like dirt they stick like mud.

the worse i am to em the more they like me, whats up with that? even my female roomate told me that

 

[gotmilk]

You couldn't get laid with a deaf person.

It's not your mouth....

 

[nycgirl]

You just need to meet a girl that understands your humor, laugh at your jokes, and then say some smartass remark back to you.

I have hope for you.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

Oh yeah, well a girl smiled at me driving by as I walked thru the mall parking lot over the weekend. I am almost in there!

Who feels stupid now!

You prolly had a booger or something. I smile at people I think look funny, and i giggle.

 

[jenscats5]

I would think locking oneself out of said females hotel room would be a more pressing issue than said attempt at wit

Definitely.......or dribbling beer all over himself....

But anyway, aap - you're just figuring this out now??