I need sex.

[ariolanine]

Where are you looking? There are plenty of bar sluts out there. Just go out on a weeknight where there is less competition and the most alcoholic women.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

I am a very sexual man and make no apologies for it, you women will not understand.

Au contraire, biteme........I understand completely.

Sorry I have no suggestions for you. Except ...try calling all of your old fu*k-buddies, maybe some of them are on the market again...you never know!

 

[biteme]

Just want to clarify something now that everyone knows I'm a slut. I would rather be in love with just one woman but that's like finding a needle in a haystack or looking for the holy grail as one of you said the other day.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Just want to clarify something now that everyone knows I'm a slut. I would rather be in love with just one woman but that's like finding a needle in a haystack or looking for the holy grail as one of you said the other day.

Become rich or rob a Publicly Traded Company! Money seems to cause alot of female love to come your way!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Biteme I FEEL YA BRO! I have not been properly handled since September 15!!!! (I have a drive that is much stronger than most 17 year old boys... it is a fucking curse, I tell ya!) and the plastic pal just ain't cutting it anymore. But I am not interested in anyone.

When I love one man, then no other man will do......

SUCKS ASS BEING THAT WAY.

 

[OXANDRIN]

get one of those pocket pussy's i saw them on HBO. they look pretty cool. think they're like 100 bucs or something

 

[velvett]

It's a scorpio thang.

 

[DUSTY]

choke that chicken then.

 

[HansNZ]

Wacking off just isn't cutting it anymore, huh?

It can get very tedious. You've just gotta have the real thing sometimes.

 

[beastboy]

get one of those pocket pussy's i saw them on HBO. they look pretty cool. think they're like 100 bucs or something

They are called Super Stretch Vagina Lips.....her nickname is Judy.