I need sex.

[biteme]

This is starting to suck. I am a very sexual man and make no apologies for it, you women will not understand. I haven't had sex in over 4 months and I'm about to bust. I don't have the time to find anyone right now. Every woman that I have seen since my divorce could not handle just having a sexual friendship, after a month or two if they knew that I was not going to commit, they moved on. I did not deceive any of them. So they can't blame me. I am seriously considering visiting a call girl to get it out of my system. Who the fuck wants to go without sex? Any suggestions people, I'm just venting because my balls are turning blue. I don't have time right now and can't find any women on hand that just want to fuck. Attractive ones anyway.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

if that's the biggest problem you have, I envy you, seriously
but good for you in regards to being up front about it to the women you see....

 

[casavant]

Wacking off just isn't cutting it anymore, huh?

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I need sex. (post #1)

Masturbate!

Just clean up the mess! We dont need any more stickyyyy kkeeyyss arrounnndd hherrree!

 

[biteme]

Wacking off just isn't cutting it anymore, huh?

LOL! No, it isn't. It takes a good 30 minutes these days.

 

[TerraNoble]

Masturbate!

Just clean up the mess! We dont need any more stickyyyy kkeeyyss arrounnndd hherrree!

I couldnt expect bettter from you..But I think that is all you can do to satisfy your poor sexual needs!To eac his own!

Biteme,
Get your ass outside and get some damn pussy....

 

[biteme]

if that's the biggest problem you have, I envy you, seriously
but good for you in regards to being up front about it to the women you see....

I beg to differ. This is a serious problem. Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.

 

[§äñît¥ Pôí§ðñ]

I am a very sexual man and make no apologies for it, you women will not understand.

apparently so
the more you think about it the more its going to bother you

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

I couldnt expect bettter from you..But I think that is all you can do to satisfy your poor sexual needs!To eac his own!

No blue balls here! But right now mmmyyyy keeyyss arreeee geeetttinnggg sttticcckkeyyyyy! Tissue Please!

 

[biteme]

Re: Re: I need sex.

apparently so
the more you think about it the more its going to bother you

It's hardwired into my brain. All I want to do is bang,bang,bang.

 

[ariolanine]

Where are you looking? There are plenty of bar sluts out there. Just go out on a weeknight where there is less competition and the most alcoholic women.

 

[VooDoo Lady]

I am a very sexual man and make no apologies for it, you women will not understand.

Au contraire, biteme........I understand completely.

Sorry I have no suggestions for you. Except ...try calling all of your old fu*k-buddies, maybe some of them are on the market again...you never know!

 

[biteme]

Just want to clarify something now that everyone knows I'm a slut. I would rather be in love with just one woman but that's like finding a needle in a haystack or looking for the holy grail as one of you said the other day.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Just want to clarify something now that everyone knows I'm a slut. I would rather be in love with just one woman but that's like finding a needle in a haystack or looking for the holy grail as one of you said the other day.

Become rich or rob a Publicly Traded Company! Money seems to cause alot of female love to come your way!

 

[Bikini Mod]

Biteme I FEEL YA BRO! I have not been properly handled since September 15!!!! (I have a drive that is much stronger than most 17 year old boys... it is a fucking curse, I tell ya!) and the plastic pal just ain't cutting it anymore. But I am not interested in anyone.

When I love one man, then no other man will do......

SUCKS ASS BEING THAT WAY.

 

[OXANDRIN]

get one of those pocket pussy's i saw them on HBO. they look pretty cool. think they're like 100 bucs or something

 

[velvett]

It's a scorpio thang.

 

[DUSTY]

choke that chicken then.

 

[HansNZ]

Wacking off just isn't cutting it anymore, huh?

It can get very tedious. You've just gotta have the real thing sometimes.

 

[beastboy]

get one of those pocket pussy's i saw them on HBO. they look pretty cool. think they're like 100 bucs or something

They are called Super Stretch Vagina Lips.....her nickname is Judy.

 

[Big Johnson]

When it comes to the body of a woman, there is no substitute. Lovers come and go. That's just the way it goes. Enjoy it