I Need a DESERT RECIPE!!

[JKurz1]

I have to bring in a huge desert............and it's got to be something that will knock people's socks off......the sweeter, the more cals, the fatter, the better......Any receipes?



Don't worry, my girl is making it.....I dont cook, lol

 

[SoKlueles]

i have a good recipe for cow patty cookies

 

[Becoming]

One can tuna, one scoop choc protein mix, one cup chocolate ice cream, chocolate milk, chocolate syrup.

blend. serve.

 

[jenscats5]

Go to Costco & buy one of their HUGE azz chocolate cakes that always look so good.....or a fruit tart.....

It's too hot to bake.....

Otherwise.....Berries & Vanilla Whipped Cream, brownies or:

Orange "Poke" Cake

(let's keep the comments G rated

1 package Yellow or White Cake Mix
Egg White Substitute
~ 1/2 can Diet Orange Soda
1 package Orange SF Jello Mix (dry)
1 cup boiling water
FF Cool Whip

Cake:
In a large bowl combine: dry cake mix, 1/3 cup egg substitute (equivalent to 3 eggs), 1/2 can soda, ~ 2/3 cup water. Beat with mixer until moist. Pour into a 13x9 inch glass baking pan coated with cooking spray. Bake at 350 degrees F for about 30 minutes or until knife inserted in center comes out clean.

Once cake is completely cooled, poke holes in the cake with large fork or knife coated in cooking spray. Combine package of Jello with 1 cup boiling water till completely dissolved & pour over cake, into holes. Refrigerate for 3 hours. Frost with FF Cool Whip as desired.

Other flavors:

Strawberry Jello + White Cake Mix + Sliced Strawberries
Yellow/White Cake Mix + Lime Jello
Mixed Berry Jello + White Cake Mix + Mixed Berries

 

[bullett]

Take a BUNCH of sand, add a few cacti, and maybe some scorpoins....

Make sure to locate in a very dry, sunny locale.

 

[Devastation]

i suggest the sahara

 

[Lestat]

desert or dessert?

desert.. go with sand and cactus

dessert.. skip it and have an extra chicken breast

 

[Devastation]

don't get it in your panties, i hear that's bad

 

[jenscats5]

don't get it in your panties, i hear that's bad

Very scratchy & it chafes....

 

[seizer]

One can tuna, one scoop choc protein mix, one cup chocolate ice cream, chocolate milk, chocolate syrup.

blend. serve.

i cant believe that i just tried this, and neither does my keyboard with all the puke on it.

Note to self: try not living anymore.