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I was totally in my room spooning some chick, giving her the rub-down and her goddamn friend walks in "oh by the way we're leaving" :mad: Then she STAYED in there till their ride showed up. Fucked up! :kaioken:

Well her friend thats staying over let me in on some stuff - apparently the girl that came in said I was hot and wanted me. So she cock blocked me from this other girl that I've been wanting to do some time

her friend's staying over to fuck my roomate btw. she's got a 4 year old kid and fucks a ton of guys...while only being 20

goddamn I'm angry

and I want fucken MEXICAN FOOD mother fuckers :mad:
 
UA_Iron said:
I was totally in my room spooning some chick, giving her the rub-down and her goddamn friend walks in "oh by the way we're leaving" :mad: Then she STAYED in there till their ride showed up. Fucked up! :kaioken:

Well her friend thats staying over let me in on some stuff - apparently the girl that came in said I was hot and wanted me. So she cock blocked me from this other girl that I've been wanting to do some time

her friend's staying over to fuck my roomate btw. she's got a 4 year old kid and fucks a ton of guys...while only being 20

goddamn I'm angry

and I want fucken MEXICAN FOOD mother fuckers :mad:
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is there a Qdoba nearby?
 
we got los betos in tucson

Aibertos - "the I" back home in CA and everyother version of "bertos" you could imagine.

Thats besides the point, I wouldnt be pissed off about mexican food if I was getting pussy right now
 
slickdadd said:
That sucks dude. You should have gotten a three way somehow.
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yeah, but like I said, the other chick wanted me. I think I am game to the other girl I was trying to get on---

I'll give the cock block bitch a call next weekend and punish her with a pounding
 
Man that sucks. This thread gives me cockblock flashbacks and the rage is building. You are in my thoughts brogan.
 
jerkbox said:
is there a Qdoba nearby?
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weissatar... i am thirsty... yes.. parched...
 
i hate it when girls pull this shit. ooh hes interested in my friend whose better looking than i am. better make all atempts to insure they dont hook up. gah! it angers me, now i must sleep, gnite.
 
Duuuude

Sucks man, but girls are much worse than any guy when it comes to those games. If I slept with half the girls who claimed I had.......

I had one hottie who I liked in the first month my freshman year. We were getting along great, then all of a sudden she turned cold and didnt even want to talk to me. At graduation she comes over to wish me well, tell me shes engaged, and that she had the biggest crush on me etc. So I asked WTF happened. Another girl (who I did hook up with by default, psycho called my mom for 6 months after we broke up) told her I had already slept with her and she should back off.

Just get her alone bor, ask her out without her friends around
 
yeah i had something like this happen last night, i got 5 minutes so ill tell you the story

so there i was, in a club, at about 1am, and just for a change, i was looking good. really good. the goodest ;) . i wish i could sit here all day typing about how good i looked, but really, i could never do myself justice, and so with a heavy heart, ill move on :(

anyway, i got a message on my phone from a girl who, in the past had wanted my body, but it was one of those relationships where it never quite worked out, and by the time it could have worked out, i had kind of lost interest. so, this girl says to me "come and meet me at the bar upstairs" and so i go along and find her sitting with another girl, who i have to say, was more attractive. aaaaaaaaaaanyway, girl number 1 was dancing, making moves all over my left leg while girl number 2 was informing me that "her type" was in fact "her boyfriend", while doing the whole thigh stroking thing on my right leg under the table. i knew then and there that it was a good thing i knew how to fight ;)

so, i decide to get the heck out of there before 1) i was seen by some of the hotter girls in the club who i had kind of arranged to see, who would probably think i have more diseases than a petri dish at the Australian Institute of Virology, and 2) girl number 2 decided to see if i had a button fly, or zipper :worried: since i had forgotten to stuff my pants with rolled up socks before i went out. soooooooooo i get up from the table, and make the fatal error of leaning up against a rail, thinking that i could chat for a minute before conveniently needing to go to the bathroom, and get out of there...because all of a sudden girl number 2 (who had the boyfriend) was doing the whole pole dancing thing on my thigh. which was nice i suppose, but totally normal for a sex god like me, so it didnt do much for my ego ;)

and anyway, i hear this little voice from my left shoulder (no, it wasnt the little devil saying "go for it golden, go for it son!", it was actually girl number 1 saying "you have a boyfriend, remember!" and then talking to me, she says "do you want to get out of here?"

now, normally, i would think that "lets get out of here" is polite speak for "root me baby", but in this case, the spiteful little shit (girl number 1) was ushering me away from girl number 2! (cow).

altogether it was a good thing, since i had wanted to escape in the first place, but still...women are spiteful creatures, mangs :(

on the bright side, the blonde italian girl was much nicer :)

ill tell you guys another story later, once you all get over how good i looked.

cheers ;)
 
LOL @ Golden

Women :lmao:

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL @ Golden

Women :lmao:

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her
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yup.
 
JerseyArt said:
LOL @ Golden

Women :lmao:

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her
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LOL @ jersey and Eric rubbing each others thigh, thinking it was the girls :lmao:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
LOL @ jersey and Eric rubbing each others thigh, thinking it was the girls :lmao:
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We were drunk. could have been

He was a prick. You would have liked him

He didnt want any chick unless she was already attached to another guy. Guy was 6'5ft, 250+ solid muscle. No one was going to tell him he couldnt either.
 
UA, was it the girl from Friday night that you were rubbing down?

Women are frigging devious. Perhaps the predisposed to that type of behavior when it comes to men. They see a male who is capable of providing security, and is attractive. She wants him for her own and lets him know with little hints as opposed to the ol' roofie-coloda.
 
Rex said:
UA, was it the girl from Friday night that you were rubbing down?

Women are frigging devious. Perhaps the predisposed to that type of behavior when it comes to men. They see a male who is capable of providing security, and is attractive. She wants him for her own and lets him know with little hints as opposed to the ol' roofie-coloda.
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girl from friday night?I didnt really do much friday night, went out to dinner with my friend and her mom.

And to make matters worse - My roommate called the girl who cock-blocked "Fat". which in turn made her want to leave.

I swear it was like a group effort.

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Apparently beers can stick to walls - the girl who I was making my move on and I clearly pointed out the physics involved. (she's chemical engineering). No one else was engineers so they didnt get it, haha. Notice the whey protein on the fridge in the background.

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The chick is the one on the right, at one point there was 4 girls in my bed
 
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you fucked up in one of two ways.

you didn't lock the door. that was your own fault.

so since you fucked up that way, you could've always resorted to plan B when she walked into the room. plan B is when you say, "listen, we're kind of busy here so do me a favor, ok? join in or get out!"
 
crak600 said:
you fucked up in one of two ways.

you didn't lock the door. that was your own fault.

so since you fucked up that way, you could've always resorted to plan B when she walked into the room. plan B is when you say, "listen, we're kind of busy here so do me a favor, ok? join in or get out!"
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ahhh, very true. I could have scammed some 3 some action and took advantage of the situation which was going downhill - maybe.

DAmnit, now I'm angry at myself.
 
UA_Iron said:
Apparently beers can stick to walls - the girl who I was making my move on and I clearly pointed out the physics involved. (she's chemical engineering). No one else was engineers so they didnt get it,
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Engg parties are the best.



:cow:
 
UA_Iron said:
image0203rl.jpg

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/4554/image0203rl.jpg
Apparently beers can stick to walls - the girl who I was making my move on and I clearly pointed out the physics involved. (she's chemical engineering). No one else was engineers so they didnt get it, haha. Notice the whey protein on the fridge in the background.
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when nerds fall in love they do things like this. ;)

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http://img164.exs.cx/img164/5694/image0227zt.jpg
The chick is the one on the right, at one point there was 4 girls in my bed
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like sublime said, you got a cute little ass bro. you need to squat deeper and heavier though, turn those little thing into a ghetto booty :p :p :p


oh yeah, i hate to do this, but i found your 3rd fuck up....you didn't tell the chick that you'd drive her home later if she wanted to stay.

hindsight is 20/20. we're always learning from our mistakes. if she really wants the cawk, you'll be able to toss it in her soon.
 
crak600 said:
when nerds fall in love they do things like this. ;)



like sublime said, you got a cute little ass bro. you need to squat deeper and heavier though, turn those little thing into a ghetto booty :p :p :p


oh yeah, i hate to do this, but i found your 3rd fuck up....you didn't tell the chick that you'd drive her home later if she wanted to stay.

hindsight is 20/20. we're always learning from our mistakes. if she really wants the cawk, you'll be able to toss it in her soon.
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next weekend = another game of "try and hit that shit"
 
samoth said:
There's an oppositely charged beer on the other side of the wall, duh.
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hahahha


by rubbing the beer beer bottle on the wall a net charge is created in the wall by the dipole moments of the wall molecules shifting ever so slightly. This attraction force multiplied by the coefficient of static friction from the wall is equal to the force of gravity pulling down on it.

The friction force is up, force due to acceleration gravity X mass is down.
 
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We only did that with beer caps, never got actual beer bottles to hold. We fucked up the wall as it was with the caps scratching alone.
 
Ever check any IEEE "full moon parties"?? My physics group had some pretty hardcore parties (I guess for physics majors that's a relative thing...) but the IEEE full moon parties at ASU were off the hook. When the full moon was up, the physics group would go up on the roof of the physics bldg & set up the Celestrons & get photos of the full moon. The engineers go out in the desert and burn stuff.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
yeah i had something like this happen last night, i got 5 minutes so ill tell you the story

so there i was, in a club, at about 1am, and just for a change, i was looking good. really good. the goodest ;) . i wish i could sit here all day typing about how good i looked, but really, i could never do myself justice, and so with a heavy heart, ill move on :(

anyway, i got a message on my phone from a girl who, in the past had wanted my body, but it was one of those relationships where it never quite worked out, and by the time it could have worked out, i had kind of lost interest. so, this girl says to me "come and meet me at the bar upstairs" and so i go along and find her sitting with another girl, who i have to say, was more attractive. aaaaaaaaaaanyway, girl number 1 was dancing, making moves all over my left leg while girl number 2 was informing me that "her type" was in fact "her boyfriend", while doing the whole thigh stroking thing on my right leg under the table. i knew then and there that it was a good thing i knew how to fight ;)

so, i decide to get the heck out of there before 1) i was seen by some of the hotter girls in the club who i had kind of arranged to see, who would probably think i have more diseases than a petri dish at the Australian Institute of Virology, and 2) girl number 2 decided to see if i had a button fly, or zipper :worried: since i had forgotten to stuff my pants with rolled up socks before i went out. soooooooooo i get up from the table, and make the fatal error of leaning up against a rail, thinking that i could chat for a minute before conveniently needing to go to the bathroom, and get out of there...because all of a sudden girl number 2 (who had the boyfriend) was doing the whole pole dancing thing on my thigh. which was nice i suppose, but totally normal for a sex god like me, so it didnt do much for my ego ;)

and anyway, i hear this little voice from my left shoulder (no, it wasnt the little devil saying "go for it golden, go for it son!", it was actually girl number 1 saying "you have a boyfriend, remember!" and then talking to me, she says "do you want to get out of here?"

now, normally, i would think that "lets get out of here" is polite speak for "root me baby", but in this case, the spiteful little shit (girl number 1) was ushering me away from girl number 2! (cow).

altogether it was a good thing, since i had wanted to escape in the first place, but still...women are spiteful creatures, mangs :(

on the bright side, the blonde italian girl was much nicer :)

ill tell you guys another story later, once you all get over how good i looked.

cheers ;)
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how come youre ALWAYS at clubs, ya wanker?
 
Trust me, I've been cockblocked numerous times by other girls, myself, and other various reasons.

I feel your pain.
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Where's that at? Remember I am from Louisiana and us coonasses don't know shit!!! LOL
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if you're looking up at arkansas you have to have to go left...for a long ass time.
 
UA_Iron said:
if you're looking up at arkansas you have to have to go left...for a long ass time.
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ok now that one really made me laugh out loud!!!! a long time..haha


When I look up I see the sky, not Arkansas!!!
 
FEISTY11975 said:
ok now that one really made me laugh out loud!!!! a long time..haha


When I look up I see the sky, not Arkansas!!!
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southerners....

you'll have to go through texas though, which is a :rainbow: state.
 
UA_Iron said:
southerners....

you'll have to go through texas though, which is a :rainbow: state.
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Yep, I've been there a couple times... LOL You mean I can't get there from I-10. I thought I could go anywhere from there. ;)
 
brother I feel you. i have been cock blocked so often that i hold the olympic record in this catagory. women are so catty. they have to be the biggest haters by far.
 
thanks for your support brothers!

roommates should not be cock blocking each other - in fact it should work the other way where both try to benefit.

I tell you what, I'd cock block a frat guy if I had a chance with a girl he was after though.
 
Sassy69 said:
Ever check any IEEE "full moon parties"?? My physics group had some pretty hardcore parties (I guess for physics majors that's a relative thing...) but the IEEE full moon parties at ASU were off the hook. When the full moon was up, the physics group would go up on the roof of the physics bldg & set up the Celestrons & get photos of the full moon. The engineers go out in the desert and burn stuff.
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i always find engineer comments funny. my dad is an electrical engineer, so that's probably why.

when i introduced my dad to my gf's step-father, i joked with them a little and said, "civil engineer, meet electrical engineer. you two should get along." my dad said, "ah, you're a civil engineer. you guys build it, we help blow it up."

dumbass didn't get it, but my gf's stepfather isn't very bright nor is he very sociable if you aren't a snobby ass yuppie like him. my dad later commented to me that some Civil Engineers, like my gf's stepfather, are idiots and no amount of college will give them the common sense that's required to be a civil engineer.



FEISTY11975 said:
Yep, I've been there a couple times... LOL You mean I can't get there from I-10. I thought I could go anywhere from there. ;)
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I-10 all the way. If i were you, however, i'd find my way to I-20 and take that out to west Texas and then get on I-10. I-10 through texas is the most boring desolate ride you'll ever experience. at least if you take I-20 out to the western side of the state you'll pass by towns every 20-30 miles, giving you more opportunities to stop if you need to get something to eat or need gas or whatever. if you take I-10, the towns are 75-100 miles apart. really sucks if you want to grab something to eat.
 
crak600 said:
i always find engineer comments funny. my dad is an electrical engineer, so that's probably why.

when i introduced my dad to my gf's step-father, i joked with them a little and said, "civil engineer, meet electrical engineer. you two should get along." my dad said, "ah, you're a civil engineer. you guys build it, we help blow it up."

dumbass didn't get it, but my gf's stepfather isn't very bright nor is he very sociable if you aren't a snobby ass yuppie like him. my dad later commented to me that some Civil Engineers, like my gf's stepfather, are idiots and no amount of college will give them the common sense that's required to be a civil engineer.





I-10 all the way. If i were you, however, i'd find my way to I-20 and take that out to west Texas and then get on I-10. I-10 through texas is the most boring desolate ride you'll ever experience. at least if you take I-20 out to the western side of the state you'll pass by towns every 20-30 miles, giving you more opportunities to stop if you need to get something to eat or need gas or whatever. if you take I-10, the towns are 75-100 miles apart. really sucks if you want to grab something to eat.
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Thanks for the advice :)
 
Physics guys always rip on the engg's. They try to rip on us, but fail miserably.

We all rip on the math guys, though. It's almost too easy.



:cow:
 
FEISTY11975 said:
Thanks for the advice :)
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advice!

haha

Mechanical engineers build missles, civil engineers build targets. EE's are important - and I think behind chemical engineering its one of the hardesst degrees that exists - worse than physics imo.
 
UA_Iron said:
advice!

haha

Mechanical engineers build missles, civil engineers build targets. EE's are important - and I think behind chemical engineering its one of the hardesst degrees that exists - worse than physics imo.
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Maybe I should have said Thanks for the driving directions!!! That's what I meant when I said thanks!!
 
samoth said:
ChemE pays the best.



:cow:
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not saying chemical engineering isnt interesting - in fact I rocked in chemistry, but no thanks. I like machines and big scale projects.
 
If I were smart, I woulda went with a chemE major... lol.

I think the doubleE's are the biggest geeks out of all engg's. If not geek, then 'wierd'.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
If I were smart, I woulda went with a chemE major... lol.

I think the doubleE's are the biggest geeks out of all engg's. If not geek, then 'wierd'.


:cow:
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double E's = Electrical Engineers?

my dad isn't weird, and i've met a lot of people he's worked with over the years and they've all been pretty normal if you ask me.

my dad always liked to do electrical stuff on his own though. he wired the addition to his first house because he wanted to save some money and he knew how he wanted it done (light switches in certain places, outlets, etc). the building inspector said it was one of the best wiring jobs he had seen in a long time, above and beyond the building code.

when i was 6 or 7, he made my halloween costume. he made a computer out of some cardboard boxes, sprayed it silver, attached a cardboard keyboard, and around the screen he had red LEDs running off of a 9V battery. my head came out of the top and my arms were out the sides, the bottom was open. was the coolest halloween costume i have ever seen.

waaaaaay back in the early 80s we got a Texas Instruments "computer." it was one of those all in one deals and had tape cartridges. your TV was your moniter. my dad made us a controller for one of the games, i think it was centepede. all you had to do was go left and right and shoot at stuff. he made a metal box that was 6x4x2", painted it red, and put 3 buttons on it (L, R, and Fire). he said he drew up the circuit board and passed it off to a technician to make, then he wired it all up and put it in the box. it was just cool that he liked doing stuff like that.
 
I think you missed the point. We just make fun of engg's. There's no real reason.

All the doubleE guys I've known have been 'odd'. Like my broly in my avatard. He's a doubleE guy, and doesn't quite fit into normal society. Therefore, all doubleE people are weird and/or geeks. QED.
 
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer tried to look up the model and serial numbers, couldn't find them, so he told his manager that it's just not going to work.


See? They're just too easy to rip on.



:cow:
 
samoth said:
I think you missed the point. We just make fun of engg's. There's no real reason.

All the doubleE guys I've known have been 'odd'. Like my broly in my avatard. He's a doubleE guy, and doesn't quite fit into normal society. Therefore, all doubleE people are weird and/or geeks. QED.
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no, i got your point. I was just curious as to why you said EE's are weirder than other Engineers.

wait, i think Gonelifting is an Electrical Engineer. hmmm.....
 
samoth said:
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume. The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral. The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement. The engineer tried to look up the model and serial numbers, couldn't find them, so he told his manager that it's just not going to work.


See? They're just too easy to rip on.



:cow:
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I can just picture you and your homies sitting home on a friday night watching star trek with your pocket protectors laughing your asses off to that joke.
 
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