I just totally got cock blocked

[jerseyart]

Duuuude

Sucks man, but girls are much worse than any guy when it comes to those games. If I slept with half the girls who claimed I had.......

I had one hottie who I liked in the first month my freshman year. We were getting along great, then all of a sudden she turned cold and didnt even want to talk to me. At graduation she comes over to wish me well, tell me shes engaged, and that she had the biggest crush on me etc. So I asked WTF happened. Another girl (who I did hook up with by default, psycho called my mom for 6 months after we broke up) told her I had already slept with her and she should back off.

Just get her alone bor, ask her out without her friends around

 

[*MissFit*]

should've taken on both

 

[GoldenDelicious]

yeah i had something like this happen last night, i got 5 minutes so ill tell you the story

so there i was, in a club, at about 1am, and just for a change, i was looking good. really good. the goodest . i wish i could sit here all day typing about how good i looked, but really, i could never do myself justice, and so with a heavy heart, ill move on

anyway, i got a message on my phone from a girl who, in the past had wanted my body, but it was one of those relationships where it never quite worked out, and by the time it could have worked out, i had kind of lost interest. so, this girl says to me "come and meet me at the bar upstairs" and so i go along and find her sitting with another girl, who i have to say, was more attractive. aaaaaaaaaaanyway, girl number 1 was dancing, making moves all over my left leg while girl number 2 was informing me that "her type" was in fact "her boyfriend", while doing the whole thigh stroking thing on my right leg under the table. i knew then and there that it was a good thing i knew how to fight

so, i decide to get the heck out of there before 1) i was seen by some of the hotter girls in the club who i had kind of arranged to see, who would probably think i have more diseases than a petri dish at the Australian Institute of Virology, and 2) girl number 2 decided to see if i had a button fly, or zipper since i had forgotten to stuff my pants with rolled up socks before i went out. soooooooooo i get up from the table, and make the fatal error of leaning up against a rail, thinking that i could chat for a minute before conveniently needing to go to the bathroom, and get out of there...because all of a sudden girl number 2 (who had the boyfriend) was doing the whole pole dancing thing on my thigh. which was nice i suppose, but totally normal for a sex god like me, so it didnt do much for my ego

and anyway, i hear this little voice from my left shoulder (no, it wasnt the little devil saying "go for it golden, go for it son!", it was actually girl number 1 saying "you have a boyfriend, remember!" and then talking to me, she says "do you want to get out of here?"

now, normally, i would think that "lets get out of here" is polite speak for "root me baby", but in this case, the spiteful little shit (girl number 1) was ushering me away from girl number 2! (cow).

altogether it was a good thing, since i had wanted to escape in the first place, but still...women are spiteful creatures, mangs

on the bright side, the blonde italian girl was much nicer

ill tell you guys another story later, once you all get over how good i looked.

cheers

 

[jerseyart]

LOL @ Golden

Women

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her

 

[patsfan1379]

LOL @ Golden

Women

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her

yup.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

LOL @ Golden

Women

Was in a club once with my sis and her friend Lori, and a freind of mine Eric. We were makign the same point to the ladies, and they didnt believe us. So we sat next to two other girls, and told them my sis and her friend were our gf's

Got the same thigh rub, under the table, man stealing routine.

Girls always want what other women have, and even more so if they can steal him right in front of her

LOL @ jersey and Eric rubbing each others thigh, thinking it was the girls

 

[jerseyart]

LOL @ jersey and Eric rubbing each others thigh, thinking it was the girls

We were drunk. could have been

He was a prick. You would have liked him

He didnt want any chick unless she was already attached to another guy. Guy was 6'5ft, 250+ solid muscle. No one was going to tell him he couldnt either.

 

[*MissFit*]

Girls r good cock blockers.. arent they JA

 

[Rex]

UA, was it the girl from Friday night that you were rubbing down?

Women are frigging devious. Perhaps the predisposed to that type of behavior when it comes to men. They see a male who is capable of providing security, and is attractive. She wants him for her own and lets him know with little hints as opposed to the ol' roofie-coloda.

 

[UA_Iron]

UA, was it the girl from Friday night that you were rubbing down?

Women are frigging devious. Perhaps the predisposed to that type of behavior when it comes to men. They see a male who is capable of providing security, and is attractive. She wants him for her own and lets him know with little hints as opposed to the ol' roofie-coloda.

girl from friday night?I didnt really do much friday night, went out to dinner with my friend and her mom.

And to make matters worse - My roommate called the girl who cock-blocked "Fat". which in turn made her want to leave.

I swear it was like a group effort.

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/4554/image0203rl.jpg
Apparently beers can stick to walls - the girl who I was making my move on and I clearly pointed out the physics involved. (she's chemical engineering). No one else was engineers so they didnt get it, haha. Notice the whey protein on the fridge in the background.

http://img164.exs.cx/img164/5694/image0227zt.jpg
The chick is the one on the right, at one point there was 4 girls in my bed