I just stepped on a slug barefoot outside

[vinylgroover]

there's a spray for everything else, why not a shit repellant for feet?

I'm gonna slap a patent on that before Bayer Pharmaceuticals reads this.

 

[TC2]

i would rather step on dogshit than vomit.

My ex GF had this fuckin mutt that would shit..eat the shit..then throw up the shit.

Try having that squish between your toes late at night.

 

[vinylgroover]

My ex GF had this fuckin mutt that would shit..eat the shit..then throw up the shit.

Try having that squish between your toes late at night.

LMAO.....for fuck's sake.....

 

[BonerBoy]

My ex GF had this fuckin mutt that would shit..eat the shit..then throw up the shit.

Try having that squish between your toes late at night.

I'd have dumped way before it came to that

I did date a chick that had 6 little dogs that she had to have sleep with her

sucked

 

[Buddy_Christ]

slug vs. dog crap....tough one. seeing as how i've stepped in both more than once, i'd rather just put my shoes on.

and i still get ticked off when i step in dog shit with my shoes on.

 

[Mr. dB]

I've stepped on a cat turd, and stepped in cat vomit, barefoot. I hereby pronounce them equally disgusting.

 

[Sub-Zero]

we need to develop some sort of spray that you can apply to the base of feet so you can walk around bare foot, step on shit and vomit and merely peel the protective layer off your feet when you get back home and throw it away.

when you get home?

more like peel away right there
leave it on the ground, and spray somemore...

if that were invinted it could be used as condoms too!

 

[slickdadd]

My ex GF had this fuckin mutt that would shit..eat the shit..then throw up the shit.

Try having that squish between your toes late at night.

WHOA, you win.

 

[jerseyart]

Maybe we just fear and are revolted by stuff like dog poo and vomit because we don't understand it really. Once we realize that there is a little dog poo and vomit in all of us, then we can embrace it, and it won't seem so bad. We may even like it if we gave it half a chance.