I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's going...)

[Smurfy]

oh man, if that had been a cloth couch - that would have been so gross!!

 

[Scotsman]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

if it was the cloth one, i would have, and i would have sued her.

since it was the leather one, and it wasn't a LOT, it was cleanable, but gross.

i didn't smell her pee btw.

fools.

Did you read how I envision your demise yet?

Oh and are you sure it doesn't smell like pee?

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Smurfy]

Thank God for the leather couch!

 

[stilleto]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

Did you read how I envision your demise yet?

Oh and are you sure it doesn't smell like pee?

Cheers,
Scotsman

lol, i did read it- i was too tired to respond and then i forgot. it was good. I think someone else might die instead of me in a bench accident though. i picture the bar bouncing and taking someone out on its way back up.


right now, my couch (and my whole living room) smells like leather cleaner.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Aww I feel sorta bad for her too, that would really suck and be incredibly embarassing, yikes.

I bet she is seriously considering depends, or possibly needs to get her urinary tract checked out, poor gal.

poor couch too. =(

I'm sure you weren't rude or horrible to her either for it, cause you're so nice. (and hot)

 

[Scotsman]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

lol, i did read it- i was too tired to respond and then i forgot. it was good. I think someone else might die instead of me in a bench accident though. i picture the bar bouncing and taking someone out on its way back up.


right now, my couch (and my whole living room) smells like leather cleaner.

LOL-the turbo bounce.

Somehow you mentioning the smell of leather cleaner makes me think about bondage.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[jh1]

bish
me = post #8
you = post #10
you = too slow

LOL... you dork.

 

[stilleto]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

Aww I feel sorta bad for her too, that would really suck and be incredibly embarassing, yikes.

I bet she is seriously considering depends, or possibly needs to get her urinary tract checked out, poor gal.

poor couch too. =(

I'm sure you weren't rude or horrible to her either for it, cause you're so nice. (and hot)

lol
no, i was nice.
a. she gets to decide if i'm acceptable to have my brother visit
b. i've been coughing up a lung and feeling like i'm about to either break a rib or piss myself too, so i was understanding.
c. eh, it happens. I was training someone years ago and she peed on herself while squatting with the empty bar.

 

[FriendlyCanadian]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

lol
no, i was nice.
a. she gets to decide if i'm acceptable to have my brother visit
b. i've been coughing up a lung and feeling like i'm about to either break a rib or piss myself too, so i was understanding.
c. eh, it happens. I was training someone years ago and she peed on herself while squatting with the empty bar.

lol at C that would really be the worst and probably alot more embarassing, especially with an empty bar. =( lol.

 

[SpyWizard]

Re: I just had a visit from DYFUS. (this thread is not going where you think it's goi

The same agency bmom deals with regarding her kids (same state).

my brother is coming for a visit and he's a ward of the state (different state). I had just gotten out of the shower and was starting to make brownies when the bell rang. It got me nervous, but i was told it might happen (some surprise). my house was clean and the woman was very pleasant and i was looking like molly homeaker at the time.

but.

I have bronchitis, so i'm coughing like crazy. and this woman was obviously a smoker and was also coughing like crazy. she was probably... in her late 50s. Its hard to say really.
We were sitting in my living room and she's asking me some questions. everything was fine and we were laughing. Then she asked if there were any problems. I said, "other than my family tree doing a spiral when it gets to me, no."
She starts laughing. and coughing. I'm laughing and coughing.
Then she JUMPS up and starts apologizing like crazy.

and i realized... she peed on my leather couch. She clened it up but was SO embarrassed, i felt bad for her.

well, looks like it very well for you..