I Hate Fuc*$% Eggs!

[GOLUAN]

This gave me a really good laugh.........

Coincidentally i ate some eggs just about 5 hours ago and am about to go on a date while im passing gass every 30 seconds...............fuck, i hope this chick has got a cold as she says so she cant smell a thing

BRO, my co-workers bought me a can of febreez for my b-day! lol....i stink up this place. They know if something stinks it came from me. LOL!

 

[jenscats5]

I eat 6 egg whites just about every morning.....horseradish is good on them too....

 

[MikeMartial]

I eat 6 egg whites just about every morning.....horseradish is good on them too....

I'm assuming you've found a supermarket that carries the magical fartless eggs? Because damn I love eggs, but I sure as hell hate them at the same time.

That is, if you're smellin' what I'm cookin'

 

[jenscats5]

I'm assuming you've found a supermarket that carries the magical fartless eggs? Because damn I love eggs, but I sure as hell hate them at the same time.

That is, if you're smellin' what I'm cookin'

I'm pleading the fifth....

 

[SlimJim52]

I agree with the post about "thank god for eggs". They are cheap, fill you up and provide protien. How many ways to cook them? Soft Boil, Hard Boil, Up, over, over hard, poached. I used to semi poach with catchup and other things in the pan. Mmm, dinner for a poor GI at the end of the month. So, make the best of them if you must.

6 eggs at one sitting? oh, used to do that at midnight chow, never mind.

 

[rjkilmer]

i love eggs

some egg salad with fat free mayo... YUM!