I had a one nite stand with a chic who looked like superqt4u2nv

[DBBT]

congrats on the wax

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Yeah, what's the point? If you have a normal sexual patterns you can get it anytime you want, no need to boast or brag about it.
It's typically people that find it some monument or milestone in their life to brag about a sexual experience.
So he fucked some fucking skank whore of a wife. Given bars and the internet, it's no huge accomplishment.
I mean to get laid nowadays is like can you tie your shoes? If you can't then you are a retard. There are bars where I live and most major cities where you can get laid with a different girl every night of the week,
Woohoo, unless you are social retard, you can get it wet anytime

lots of people have a lot of trouble having sex, you know.

it is not uncommon where i live to find a guy who hasnt had sex in a year or more, despite trying...and trying...and trying

even the guys with reputations as huge sluts dont really have that much sex...maybe 6-7 partners a year.

 

[Kakdiesel]

damn u get props bro. she's def. swank.

 

[Testosterone boy]

entertaining story.

Huge vagina is skeery but she looks hot.

 

[Dunk]

go there to drink and plan on fucking the daylights out of this chic

Tell me you dont wish your job was to wake up every morning, and do what the above quote says.

You 1
Gaping Whores 0

 

[Kakdiesel]

Tell me you dont wish your job was to wake up every morning, and do what the above quote says.

You 1
Gaping Whores 0

lol where da fuck u been?

 

[EnderJE]

This story would of been more believable if you said that she was a tranny like QT.

 

[UA_Iron]

You son of a bitch, why the fuck didnt you try and get your whole fist in there?

 

[galaxy]

Here i thought you were gay.

 

[Spanky11]

I think he is bi