I got laid yesterday

[MrMuscle]

FINALLY

I had just been to the tanning salon and was on my way home when i got a call on my cell. It was a gf of mine, she wanted me to come over. Now i like this girl, she was the one who first got in touch with me, wanting me to help her with a training program. And i love it when girls actually take initiative like that. Cuz i never do SO i said ok, and went to her house. It seems she is alone and had some questions about her diet. so i help her out, and when im about to leave she gives me a hug. and bam, she starts kissing my neck and stuff..first i wa like WYF..then i though "hey, this feels good"..now mind you she is hot like hell. tight tummy, around 5'6 maybe, nice ass, big tits..and she has this sext tattoo on her lower back..so we make out for a while and she leads me to the bedroom..And she starts undressing, and she is so fine..and i cant belive this is happening..cuz its not. Aprils fools.

 

[Si|vio]

how predictable... nobody believed you, had you said: "One of my guy friends called me up"... then that would have been believable.

 

[Pamela]

That's a good one..

 

[The_Mexican]

how predictable... nobody believed you, had you said: "One of my guy friends called me up"... then that would have been believable.

LOL!

 

[BaBa-BooeY]

 

[6(SIC)6]

I fell for it

 

[Peyote Killa]

Nice MrMuscle, I totally fell for it.

 

[Train Harder]

That was funny, almost had my hand down my pants to go along for the ride.

 

[daveyboy]

You had me going there for a minute....

 

[WODIN]

If you had said havoc banged your ass hard...I would have believed you.