I got a fleshlight for Christmas :(

[puddlemonkey]

lol not sure how someone could fall in love with a doll, thats some sick shit right there. Only nice thing is the doll will never say no (or, "I'm pregnant").

 

[puddlemonkey]

C'mon PM, you gotta try the damn thing

I did! Last night, its awesome!

I really should have kept the instructions, cause I'm sure it probably told me to lube it first. The cleaning afterwards isn't too bad, but the last thing I want to do after sex is work. Its an afterthought now, but I probably shouldn't have left it on the counter drying this morning. Both my brother and father have keys to my place, and although the odds of them coming over while I'm at work is slim, it wouldn't be the first time.

 

[txbondsman]

I did! Last night, its awesome!

I really should have kept the instructions, cause I'm sure it probably told me to lube it first. The cleaning afterwards isn't too bad, but the last thing I want to do after sex is work. Its an afterthought now, but I probably shouldn't have left it on the counter drying this morning. Both my brother and father have keys to my place, and although the odds of them coming over while I'm at work is slim, it wouldn't be the first time.

just check to see if it dry, they may have cum over more ways than one!

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

That is some funny shit.

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

$59.95 tardis, I just checked the website.

Did you have to log back into your account to get the price check?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

One person there besides him and I, everyone else had already left for the night.

Yall were alone huh?

Maybe he was hinting to you and about to profess his undying love for you?

 

[Pat_McCrotch]

lol the fleshy part was still factory sealed. I threw the "instructions" and packaging out before I left work, which was probably a bad idea because if I do use it I have no idea how you're suppose to clean it afterwards. Anyone know if its dishwasher safe?

wear a condom. easy clean up kinda like foil

 

[puddlemonkey]

Did you have to log back into your account to get the price check?

I just used your platinum account.


Actually I just added one to the "shopping cart" to price check.

 

[all the whey]

lol not sure how someone could fall in love with a doll, thats some sick shit right there. Only nice thing is the doll will never say no (or, "I'm pregnant").

The doll will never say ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!@@!

 

[borris]

Did you have to log back into your account to get the price check?

lmao