I got a fleshlight for Christmas :(

[all the whey]

I think both sexes are equal opportunity liars.
Women just seem to get away with it more.

True. But, most girls can justify their lies. So, they don't even think they are lying. (not you cotton crotch)

Guys are bad at it. Samoth is such a good guy that you would know he was lying in 1 second.

 

[Stefka]

True. But, most girls can justify their lies. So, they don't even think they are lying. (not you cotton crotch)

Guys are bad at it. Samoth is such a good guy that you would know he was lying in 1 second.

I know it, that is why I like him.
I always have to be the better liar.

 

[samoth]

Samoth is such a good guy that you would know he was lying in 1 second.

I've never been a good liar, so I never try. I'm honest to a fault... and, frankly, it's gotten me in trouble more than a couple times. There seems to exist this acceptable level of white lying or exaggerating that I can't seem to grasp.

 

[all the whey]

I've never been a good liar, so I never try. I'm honest to a fault... and, frankly, it's gotten me in trouble more than a couple times. There seems to exist this acceptable level of white lying or exaggerating that I can't seem to grasp.

I could have guessed that.

 

[Stefka]

I've never been a good liar, so I never try. I'm honest to a fault... and, frankly, it's gotten me in trouble more than a couple times. There seems to exist this acceptable level of white lying or exaggerating that I can't seem to grasp.

 

[miplank]

jnevin: it was in the trash so you figured it was probably cleaner and less used than most of the women you've dated
PuddleMonkey: lol
PuddleMonkey: gag gift fuckers
miplank: but you said you knew what it felt like
miplank: so you used it
miplank: it's not a gag if you actually use it
PuddleMonkey: yes I have used it
miplank: nasty fucker!
PuddleMonkey: lol

lolol

 

[puddlemonkey]

banned! bannnnned!!!!!! BANNNNNNNNNNNNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ortiz34]

lol

 

[miplank]

eliteandy: why would i lose respect for you?
PuddleMonkey: lol
PuddleMonkey: it was a joke... for having a fleshlight
miplank: but then you admit to using it
PuddleMonkey: yes I used it, and yes it works well
eliteandy: whats a fleshlight?

lol!!!!

 

[puddlemonkey]

god I hate you people