I'm sure this was said before in this thread.......but LOL at "my friend got it for me"...
More like there's a suspect entry in your CC statement now. You married Puddles? I'd be bogarting that months statement if your wife does the bills.... "No it's cool honey, I got the bills this month, you've been working so hard and all......wow, you look great today...did you do something with your hair?"