I cut my freaking penis

[Robert Jan]

like right at the base... Was shaving.

actually I was using clippers... I hadnt cut it in a while and it was slightly too long for razor

i thought it was almost impossible to cut yourself with clippers but i guess not

its a bit painful

 

[from zero]

lmao

Shit dude. That sucks.

 

[MR Pink]

Rub some alcohol on it to disinfect it

 

[Robert Jan]

Rub some alcohol on it to disinfect it

That would hurt

 

[MR Pink]

come on sissy boy...do it maybe salt works just as well?

 

[perkele]

like right at the base... Was shaving.

actually I was using clippers... I hadnt cut it in a while and it was slightly too long for razor

i thought it was almost impossible to cut yourself with clippers but i guess not

its a bit painful

Put it back in your pants ASAP and go back in your room. and stay there!

 

[Robert Jan]

come on sissy boy...do it maybe salt works just as well?

How about the lighter and spray deodorant combi?

 

[MR Pink]

How about the lighter and spray deodorant combi?

That isn't a bad idea...the wound would close up nicely

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dab it with teatree oil...you dont want to get an infection when you go on the huge cocaine and sex binge we all know is coming

 

[bran987]

shit I did that for the first time a couple weeks ago
it looked like a vampire bite
sucks

 

[Carmen]

jpgs would make a medical assessment much easier.
i'm kinda a doctor.

 

[Robert Jan]

Actually I cant see a thing now

I must have an X-men penis with special healing ability... it even bled just this morning.

It hurt too. now it sort of itches on the same spot

hehe

sorry

TMI

 

[*MissFit*]

I got in trouble for bitting once

 

[sawastea]

jerk off ASAP

 

[Robert Jan]

I got in trouble for bitting once

Hot

knowing that would add a fear-kick into sex

like with stone in basic instinct

or something

 

[Evil_Frisky]

jpgs would make a medical assessment much easier.
i'm kinda a doctor.

and I'm kinda her nurse...

 

[Carmen]

and I'm kinda her nurse...

i said you were my BITCH, but you can play nurse today.
yeah, rj. we need pics to assess the situation.
pronto.

 

[Robert Jan]

i said you were my BITCH, but you can play nurse today.
yeah, rj. we need pics to assess the situation.
pronto.

I dont have a friggin digicam here its in my parents home

I can describe it to you. It looks like a male human phallus, flaccid, just shaven but not so neatly, since I was interrupted. That's not so obvious though. There is a relatively thick vein running alongside the left top side, which branches in both directions right around the height of the corona.
But i believe thats general anatomy too.

It's skin is smooth and "white".. it's not pale white, despite not seeing much sun, because im a darkhaired, pigmented white guy, not like an irish guy.
My penis is accompanied by a scrotum containing two testes, the scrotum is contracted right now as its not very warm here. The scrotum has a central vertical seam which runs all the way along the perineum until it reaches the anus

All in all, It's a typical human penis. Yes.

This is the first time people on EF have requested to see my penis. Is it because I hurt it, does that turn you on? You pervs? Or is it because I'm 18 now and you didnt want to be criminals before?

 

[Carmen]

I dont have a friggin digicam here its in my parents home

I can describe it to you. It looks like a male human phallus, flaccid, just shaven but not so neatly, since I was interrupted. That's not so obvious though. There is a relatively thick vein running alongside the left top side, which branches in both directions right around the height of the corona.
But i believe thats general anatomy too.
My penis is accompanied by a scrotum containing two testes, the scrotum is contracted right now as its not very warm here. The scrotum has a central vertical seam which runs all the way along the perineum until it reaches the anus

All in all, It's a typical human penis. Yes.

man, you suck.

 

[Robert Jan]

man, you suck.

I know. I post drunk so often these days

You should have asked me then

lol

Sorry if my uberrational answer was very boring.
It was boring to type too.

 

[Evil_Frisky]

i said you were my BITCH, but you can play nurse today.
yeah, rj. we need pics to assess the situation.
pronto.

Woohoo... are we role playing again

 

[Robert Jan]

my penis has made such a fortunate speedy recovery.

Must be the get well card I sent to it...

http://www.pifiu.com/upload/uploads/112004/RERTEROGERG.jpg

 

[GoldenDelicious]

I got in trouble for bitting once

trouble? youre lucky you didnt get picked up by the nipple or swung around by the muff

 

[Robert Jan]

Some men actually LIKE biting.

mweh!

 

[onebigab]

Yeah I can see how she could aid in your recovery.

But when you cut yourself did you cut open enough to let a penis pop out of where your vagina is now. j/k

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Bro.. whats worse is geeting a small tear in the skin on yoru shatf.. takes FOR FUCKING EVER to heal..

everytime I have sex (basically every day) it gets worse. Im actually gonna have to stop fuckign for a few day so it can heal. Im going to go fucking nuts.