I cut my freaking penis

[Carmen]

jpgs would make a medical assessment much easier.
i'm kinda a doctor.

 

[Robert Jan]

Actually I cant see a thing now

I must have an X-men penis with special healing ability... it even bled just this morning.

It hurt too. now it sort of itches on the same spot

hehe

sorry

TMI

 

[*MissFit*]

I got in trouble for bitting once

 

[sawastea]

jerk off ASAP

 

[Robert Jan]

I got in trouble for bitting once

Hot

knowing that would add a fear-kick into sex

like with stone in basic instinct

or something

 

[Evil_Frisky]

jpgs would make a medical assessment much easier.
i'm kinda a doctor.

and I'm kinda her nurse...

 

[Carmen]

and I'm kinda her nurse...

i said you were my BITCH, but you can play nurse today.
yeah, rj. we need pics to assess the situation.
pronto.

 

[Robert Jan]

i said you were my BITCH, but you can play nurse today.
yeah, rj. we need pics to assess the situation.
pronto.

I dont have a friggin digicam here its in my parents home

I can describe it to you. It looks like a male human phallus, flaccid, just shaven but not so neatly, since I was interrupted. That's not so obvious though. There is a relatively thick vein running alongside the left top side, which branches in both directions right around the height of the corona.
But i believe thats general anatomy too.

It's skin is smooth and "white".. it's not pale white, despite not seeing much sun, because im a darkhaired, pigmented white guy, not like an irish guy.
My penis is accompanied by a scrotum containing two testes, the scrotum is contracted right now as its not very warm here. The scrotum has a central vertical seam which runs all the way along the perineum until it reaches the anus

All in all, It's a typical human penis. Yes.

This is the first time people on EF have requested to see my penis. Is it because I hurt it, does that turn you on? You pervs? Or is it because I'm 18 now and you didnt want to be criminals before?

 

[Carmen]

I dont have a friggin digicam here its in my parents home

I can describe it to you. It looks like a male human phallus, flaccid, just shaven but not so neatly, since I was interrupted. That's not so obvious though. There is a relatively thick vein running alongside the left top side, which branches in both directions right around the height of the corona.
But i believe thats general anatomy too.
My penis is accompanied by a scrotum containing two testes, the scrotum is contracted right now as its not very warm here. The scrotum has a central vertical seam which runs all the way along the perineum until it reaches the anus

All in all, It's a typical human penis. Yes.

man, you suck.

 

[Robert Jan]

man, you suck.

I know. I post drunk so often these days

You should have asked me then

lol

Sorry if my uberrational answer was very boring.
It was boring to type too.