I cut my freaking penis

[Robert Jan]

like right at the base... Was shaving.

actually I was using clippers... I hadnt cut it in a while and it was slightly too long for razor

i thought it was almost impossible to cut yourself with clippers but i guess not

its a bit painful

 

[from zero]

lmao

Shit dude. That sucks.

 

[MR Pink]

Rub some alcohol on it to disinfect it

 

[Robert Jan]

Rub some alcohol on it to disinfect it

That would hurt

 

[MR Pink]

come on sissy boy...do it maybe salt works just as well?

 

[perkele]

like right at the base... Was shaving.

actually I was using clippers... I hadnt cut it in a while and it was slightly too long for razor

i thought it was almost impossible to cut yourself with clippers but i guess not

its a bit painful

Put it back in your pants ASAP and go back in your room. and stay there!

 

[Robert Jan]

come on sissy boy...do it maybe salt works just as well?

How about the lighter and spray deodorant combi?

 

[MR Pink]

How about the lighter and spray deodorant combi?

That isn't a bad idea...the wound would close up nicely

 

[GoldenDelicious]

dab it with teatree oil...you dont want to get an infection when you go on the huge cocaine and sex binge we all know is coming

 

[bran987]

shit I did that for the first time a couple weeks ago
it looked like a vampire bite
sucks