I banged my first cougar ever last night, and most importantly *PICS*

[Bikini Mod]

Damn, I just wasted 20 minutes trying to prove you wrong but I can't


I did however find some interesting stuff I bet oldgrump would like to see

LOL There is NOTHING that you or anyone else here on elite can show my real life husband that I have typed on elite that he hasn't heard, seen, touched, tasted or experienced otherwise for himself, first hand.

And you can plainly see now that you have spent 20 minutes - I DONT LIE... EVER.

I could care less what other men (that dont interest me for WHATEVER reason) do or do not find attractive as that does not diminish who I am not one bit.

 

[nimbus]

which one did you bang?

*edit* nevermind i read the thread this time and can see it's the second one. nice dude!

 

[nab12]

I seriously doubt if either of those women is much over 30. The blond may be a little older than the brunette, but it's hard to judge age in a photo that isn't a reasonably close up portrait. You look like you could be anywhere from 25 to 35 yourself.

I'll agree...I would have actually guessed you were older than either of them! I think they have to be mid 40's to be consider cougars

 

[blueta2]

It was my friends bachelor party last night.. he actually already got married but b/c of his work we never had time to do one and his wife is cool as shit and let us have one after (although she and some of her friends were there).. We started drinking at his house (note large amount of alcohol on table, was gone by the time I left)

I got really drunk and some girl, the wife's friend, was all over my balls as can see here..

Then neighbor came over with one of her friends... I ended up banging her.. I never asked how old she was but I'm going to say 33-35? I was beyond intoxicated by this point.. (gay friend editted out, literally gay)

you're very handsome and I love what you're wearing.
The coug is very pretty.

 

[_n8o_]

I don't see what's wrong with what the dude's wearing, i thought it was fashionable? apart from the unbuttoned shirt whats wrong with bors style? high 5 for the hit to BTW brunette FTW

 

[Dial_tone]

LOL There is NOTHING that you or anyone else here on elite can show my real life husband that I have typed on elite that he hasn't heard, seen, touched, tasted or experienced otherwise for himself, first hand.

And you can plainly see now that you have spent 20 minutes - I DONT LIE... EVER.

I could care less what other men (that dont interest me for WHATEVER reason) do or do not find attractive as that does not diminish who I am not one bit.

Does he know you tried to force your tongue down my throat?

 

[KillahBee]

I don't see what's wrong with what the dude's wearing, i thought it was fashionable? apart from the unbuttoned shirt whats wrong with bors style? high 5 for the hit to BTW brunette FTW

a) we're busting his balls. we do that to people we like around here

b) the outfit is kind of cheesy. seriously - it's pretty common as well. but shit, who gives a fuck what we think?

 

[caligirl]

It was my friends bachelor party last night.. he actually already got married but b/c of his work we never had time to do one and his wife is cool as shit and let us have one after (although she and some of her friends were there).. We started drinking at his house (note large amount of alcohol on table, was gone by the time I left)

I got really drunk and some girl, the wife's friend, was all over my balls as can see here..

Then neighbor came over with one of her friends... I ended up banging her.. I never asked how old she was but I'm going to say 33-35? I was beyond intoxicated by this point.. (gay friend editted out, literally gay)

they look the same age as you. .... i thought a cougar was like 40+??? no?

 

[gotmilk]

Holy shit...you look like Chris Benoit from a distance.

Did you put her in the cross-face crippler when you were done banging her?

 

[stilleto]

a. i like the outfit. jeans and sport jacket are hot. the dress shirt is nice too, although you have it unbuttoned a bit much, but you can carry it off.

b. you're cute.

c. i'll never understand the whole nutsack bachelor party incident but i won't bring that up no, except to say you're definately good looking enough to get good lookings womens on your own.