I am retiring from having sex.

[rocky_road]

Life will be much less complicated. Think I can do it?

I'm on self-imposed probation. A year and a half, and going strong

Actually, i'm not on probation, or retirement, or remission, I've just grown up a lot since then and YES it is easier this way!

 

[covergrl80]

Let us know how that works out for you

 

[biteme]

I would like to give y'all karma but I can't. I've got a virus on my computer and I have to take it in tomorrow. What am I gonna do without a computer for 2 or 3 days? I may go crazy.. LOL

 

[obiwan9962]

I would like to give y'all karma but I can't. I've got a virus on my computer and I have to take it in tomorrow. What am I gonna do without a computer for 2 or 3 days? I may go crazy.. LOL

no sex or internet
yea odds are you will go crazy

 

[GoldenDelicious]

how fitting. sex retired from you a long time ago

 

[c00per]

One of the admins where I work came outside and gave me a note and said that I have a secret admirer. He gave me a hint of who it was. THe note said, DO you want to be my friend and had a check box for yes and no.

So are you going to meet her after recess ?

I'll give you a bite of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich if you just throw some mud at her over by the monkey bars.

 

[Kakdiesel]

thats like me saying I retire from the NBA.

 

[WarriorPL]

Preparing for the track battle i see?

Good man.. i'll have a lot at stake, so do what you need to do to win.