How sexual deviant are you?

[Longhorn85]

• Can you remember the names of everyone you''''ve slept with? YES

• Have you ever had sex with more than one person in the same day? NO

• Have you ever kept an obscene phone caller on the line and had phone sex with them? NO

•Have you ever had sex with someone who didn''''t speak your language? NO

•Have you ever had sex in your parents'''' bed? NO

•Have you ever hit on a friend''''s date? No, but I've made out with/felt up a stranger's date within an hour of meeting her.

•You and your spouse/date/sig. other are shopping for mattresses. Do you think about how the sex will be, rather than the sleep? OF COURSE, that is the primary consideration

•You call up your ex and they say they''''ll call you back because they''''re just getting into the shower. Do you mentally insert yourself into the picture? I've never really had an ex. I dated but no long-term relationship until marriage.

•Is it okay to have sexual fantasies about a friend''''s spouse? YES

•Can you get a massage without thinking about sex? NO, which is why I can't understand why they have masseurs in the men's locker room.

•Have you ever tried to lure an ex into the bedroom in order to win them back? See three questions above

•Have you ever checked or tried to check an ex''''s answering machine, voice mail or e-mail messages? See four questions above

•Do you have photo albums of pictures with people''''s faces cut out? NO

•Would you rather see any of your exes dead than in the arms of another person?

See six questions above

 

[Mr. dB]

Okay what's with all the superfluous apostrophes?

 

[EnderJE]

So, basically, we're all a bunch of sluts.